Stockton Glass Cleaner

When you are getting head, and before you finish you pull out and nut on her glasses. You then proceed to use your dick as a windshield wiper and smear the cum all over her glasses.

Katie kept her glasses on in bed last night so I gave her the Stockton Glass Cleaner.

by Mega mine 209 October 30, 2025

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stockton syndrome

Stockton Syndrome
stok-tuh-n sin-drohm
Noun
1. To lose a fight that you should really win by rear-naked choke.

Both McGregor and Holm both came down with Stockton Syndrome in UFC196

by Dero-hater August 11, 2016

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Stockton

Conducting an activity that will potentially get you maimed or killed despite warning(s) from experts or others.

John's daredevil behavior at the cliff's edge was a classic case of "Stockton."

by stewartmark June 23, 2023

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(Vent, enter, zyn) The action of popping a zyn in a woman’s vagina from your mouth, fucking her, and then searching the vagina with your tongue until you find the zyn and putting it back in your lip, allowing both parties to catch the ULTIMATE buzz.

I finally convinced my girl to try the Stockton vez with me. We both erupted.

by Mega mine 209 November 14, 2025

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Stockton Syndrome

A Syndrome named after OceanGate CEO 'Stockton Rush' after the June 18th incident of the 'Titan' submersible

Stockton Syndrome: To show all forms of arrogance and dismissing factual criticism and information because it hinders a certain personal goal making the individual blinded by their own goal and expectation

This may also be a cause of the Ikea Effect

I'm assuming he has Stockton Syndrome by the way he is acting

by LePost James July 4, 2023

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