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Wall Standing

The complex art of standing in front of a wall while thoughtfully staring at it. In order to successfully wall stand one must be facing the wall and cannot be more than 5 centimeters away from it.
Tony: Dude! Tyler is busting out some intense wall standing.
Aaron: Indeed! Let us join him.
Mark: Oh, alright.
by Ughhhh July 31, 2007
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stinkin lincoln

Pewey louie that was a stinkin lincoln!
by Sidenote October 9, 2006
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standing up

For some reason this is harder than walking. It makes no sense.
I was standing up but I got tired, so I started walking / jogging and moving. It was considerably easier.
by Anduin May 6, 2005
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Standing Pooper

Someone who enjoys a casual poop while standing. This is more common to those who have a sore ass. A Standing Pooper stands direct over the toilet seat to make a nice comfortable poop.
Splash! Splash!

John: Hmm what was that? I heard a splash
Jim: I'm current pooping
John: Oh okay, I see, you are a standing pooper

I have a sore ass, good thing I am a standing pooper :)
by balexander24 February 4, 2010
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Standing 69

When the male partner is able to lift the female partner's legs over his sholders and eat her out while she is hanging down his front giving him head.
Man,I was exausted after doing a standing 69 with my girlfriend.
by Tom Faggington March 7, 2009
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standing o

An orgasm that a woman has whenever she's getting fucked while standing up.
I didn't want to fuck your mom on my bed because I just put clean sheets on it, so I threw her up against the wall an fucked her so hard I gave her a Standing O.
by tonyfamous December 18, 2010
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The Stinkin Lincoln

In the tradition of the dirty sanchez, when banging your woman from behind, just as your about to blow it, scoop some poop from her chute and smear it from ear to ear, so she looks like Abe, then as she tries to scramble away in disgust, "shoot" her in the back of the head a la John Wilkes Booth, with your DNA pudding.
My new lady friend didn't enjoy The Stinkin Lincoln i pulled on her last night.
by The Poops September 9, 2005
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