Siminovsky (Doc)

Genius and badass AP Biology teacher that does whatever the fuck he wants whenever the fuck he feels like it.

After guessing correctly that a certain carbon structure was methylpropane, Siminovsky (Doc) says, "Why am I so fawking smart?"

by Anionyckmous October 19, 2008

Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys

MIDI based Grindcore band composing of a group of gibbons.

Also an unsuccessful mid-90's cartoon.

"Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys sure do suck."

"Yeah."

by King Kweh September 10, 2005

Discipline the Simian

Discipline like spank, and simian as "relating to an ape or monkey." So it's a fancy way of saying "spank the monkey"

Dave: "Yeah, I saw that guy, he looked pretty hot."

Chris: "Fuck yeah. Excuse me I think I need to go uh...discipline my simian if you know what I mean."

by Clint November 5, 2004

Simian Infernus

Scientific name (in binomial nomenclature) for the Thermomonkey.

The Thermomonkey, simian infernus, is a flying, flaming monkey.

by Simian Infernus July 17, 2009

Shimit

A combination of shit and vomit.

I couldn't use the men's room because it was covered in shimit.

by lpva May 5, 2010

Simi

A heart-warming individual who elegantly displays large amounts of comfort and adoration to those around her. Comfortable to be around as well as easy to communicate with containing similar attributes to that of a goddess. Includes flawless features, immaculate personality and an everlasting beautiful soul. In other words, Simi = perfection.

Happy Valentines Day Simi

by mybobolosh February 14, 2022

Simi Valley

referring to the location in Southern California of the residence of privelaged white male supremists and teenagers that have nothing better to do than make druggie friends and take it up to pass tthe time away

lets go to the regal, nevermind, that would be so Simi Valley

by melikeshiny June 17, 2005