stereotypical white girl

You know you're a stereotypical white girl when you: Love instagram tumblr snapchat etc., you're always at Starbucks, you post pictures of your starbucks and selfies on instagram. You wear: ugg boots, PINK yoga leggings, northfaces, jean short shorts or/and yoga pants. You can't live without: boy bands, Channing tatum, nutella and Twerking. You love: Mean girls, Pretty Little Liars, Pitch Perfect and you can do the cup song. Your name is Molly Amy Claire Emily Katie Madeline Katelyn Emma Abigail Carly Jenna Heather Katherine Caitlin Kaitlin Holly Allison Kaitlyn Hannah Kathryn or any other white name. If you or a friend is suffering from any of these symptoms contact a doctor immediately and on your way to the doctors pick you or them up some Starbucks.

Hailey- "Hey Guys!" -Sent from my iPhone

Sam- "Sorry can't talk I got to post a picture of my Starbucks on instagram and then listen to a Maroon 5 in yoga pants"

Tiana- " I'm busy too, I have to pick up a new northface and some UGGs and then send selfies to my entire contact list over snapchat.

Hailey- "That reminds me I have to go eat some Nutella and then Twerk it off in my PINK yoga leggings"

Sam- "Maybe later we can meet up and watch Mean girls then do the cup song."

Tiana- "Sounds good as long as we can drool over channing Tatum afterward."

~These are examples of stereotypical white girl symptoms~

by beotch from the ghetto January 2, 2014

La steroid daddy hack IV

La steroid is a baseball player who was born next to a nuclear power plant has a iq of 2 and was hit with 3 rocks as a child
He suffers from a rare disease called cockshotitis it’s whenever you make contact with a baseball it’s a 500ft dean center swamp donkey

Guy:did you see La steroid daddy hack Iv hit that dinger yesterday
Friend:yeah but he stole my girlfriend after the game

by Biggererpapi May 25, 2023

on steroids

When something is on steroids, it is more powerful than it could naturally become, because of some trigger.

That gym-trainer is on anabolic steroids.

The CLK-GTR is a mercedes-Benz on steroids.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

stersonal

A single gram of dried cured marijuana that is owned by a specific individual.

You cannot smoked them because they are Q's stersonals.

by Rav4chan June 6, 2017

Cyclone SteveO

An alcohol-fueled supernatural phenomena that only occurs between midnight and sunrise, resulting in unexplained damage and moving of objects. While the path is often hard to track accurately, as all witnesses' memory of the events are wiped, the path of destruction, usually coupled with ATM receipts and phone records, allow the events to be fairly accurately pieced together the following morning.

News Reporter: "That's right John. There are reports from a Clapham North townhouse this morning that Cyclone SteveO hit at approximately 2:15am. In its path it collected a neighbour's pot plant, smashed three cans of baked beans, destroyed a can opener and left dirty crockery and cutlery all over the kitchen. It is estimated the damage bill could reach 50 quid, and could take days to recover from."

by DanVito December 12, 2006

stereodyke

a lesbian with a very stereotypical appearance

"Check out her short spiky hair and poorly fitting man clothes - what a stereodyke!"

by babs65 January 2, 2009

Sterloin

A super sexy beast that rides his pet dragon around the world to spit fire upon the unbelievers and vanquish them to the eternal pits of the world wide web. Definitely would suggest befriending him by feeding his pet dragon, Pete, and become blood brothers fighting til the end of the world in the fire pits of Lego Land.

Sterloin is my homie.

by PeteDaDragon January 30, 2018