Steam Valving

An extremely difficult sex act in which both partners mutually climax and mutually expel flatulence during the 69 sexual position.

Too much Taco Bell leads to some sloppy steam valving.

by The Haitian Hot Box March 9, 2011

steamcrotch

When you crotch is so hot it steams. LITERALLY.

Today was SO HOT that when I got inside my cool apartment and took my pants off I had real bad steamcrotch.

by Polyester.Specter October 4, 2014

Steam Drop

When you sneak into the bathroom and take a wicked foul shit while a friend, housemate or family member is taking a hot, steamy shower. Upon dropping the aromatic deuce, do not flush and leave. The aromatic vapors will begin to permeate the shower steam rendering the showerer unable to escape the vile and putrid stench.

Roger returned to the dorm after class and found his dorm mate showering. Knowing he had pinned up quite the rancid beer shit from the party the night before, Roger did a steam drop. Within a few minutes, Roger could her cursing and violent retching from the restroom.

by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2015

Steam Sales

The happiest time of year for PC gamers.

Gabe Newell: Let the steam sales begin!

by Noobly1224 April 28, 2020

Santa Steamer

Someone sitting on your lap while you evacuate your bowels.

Variations include Santa Steamer with a Present which is having sex with someone in your lap while you take a shit.

Last night after a huge Mexican dinner my wife gave me a Santa Steamer.

by core memory dump September 14, 2016

flat stanley steamer

while a flat stanely character is placed on the chest of a sex partner, take a dump on it. Take a picture and send it to a kid to show where its been.

flat stanely needed some new scenery. he was placed on a nice pair of breasts and dumped on. i think he enjoyed himself getting a flat stanley steamer.

by stokesdawgkillah April 8, 2010

Vaginal Steam Bath

When a Taco Bell Volcano Burrito is inserted into the vaginal canal. The vaginal fluids begin to heat up and produce steam. The steam may cause extreme pain or extreme pleasure. When the process is finished the vaginal walls will peel, releasing a fresh new vagina, and leave a minor scent of Taco Bell, causing the partner to crave Taco Bell.

Steve: Your vagina makes me want Taco Bell
Becky: I know I just had a Vaginal Steam Bath

by CactusKing February 21, 2014