Staven

The nickname given to a Connecticut town to the east of the famous New Haven, Connecticut. East Haven was given this name years ago.

Italian's accent fooled people when they said "East Haven" and people would be like "Staven, where is that?."

by Chellie March 7, 2005

stave

verb, meaning to damage, dent, scratch, scuff, etc. used in maine. past tense stove.

if your not careful you could stave up your face with that chain saw. junior went off the road the other night and stove up the the truck.

by dave October 17, 2003

shaved my balls for this

Phrase used to describe a disappointing situation. Like you got all excited for it and it wasn't all that great.

You: This party sucks!
Me: Yeah, I don't know why I shaved my balls for this!

by Some wiseman January 1, 2015

staged rip

A bong rip that uses more than one breath in order to achieve the highest levels of THC possible.

In essence, the smoker takes his/her first rip and instead of clearing the rip, he/she exhales through the nose, takes a small breath in through the nose, and continues milking their rip to be cleared later.

Tameem always takes a staged rip when he's trying to get moked. Bingers over everything.

by team moke out November 17, 2009

shaved buzzard

Someone or something that has an outrageous haircut, a nappy head, or anything that looks like trimmers have shaved a birds feathers.

Durn: Look at that guy over there!
Brevy: WOW! Is that Oakley?
Durn: I think so. He must have just woke up. He looks like a shaved buzzard!

by Juda88 April 25, 2011

Shaved to the bone

The art of shaving off all pubic hair

Craig-Did you blast that wee burd last night?

Archie-Course I did ya fucking mad man
Craig-Any good?
Archie-She was shaved to the bone and took it up the dump valve.
Craig-Hahahaha, I'll take that as an aye then?
Archie-Aye pal, she was a braw shag

by Tammytamsin June 22, 2014

columbian shaved ice

When a male cums onto a platter and then freezes it for no more than 1.37 hours. Remove from freezer, grind it up by smashing your cock against the platter until fine crystal structures have been obtained. Then proceed to form a line of the crystallized crushed cum on the male’s cock, to which the female snorts the crystallized crushed cum, using any kind of Columbian paper currency.

Yo my girl wanted some cocaine but I was all out so I gave her some columbian shaved ice

by Kobe James Big Chungus March 2, 2019