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stat me

This phrase replaces any verb command. Often used to say "give me," "tell me," etc. Can be replaced with the word "stats," which can also be used in noun form.
Stat me that Lasser. Stringer's gay as hell.

Yo, stats, immeeeeeeediately!
by james "yea i said it" thomas December 28, 2006
mugGet the stat memug.

Stat Rat

Someone who loves looking at statistics and their data, regardless how relevant those statistics and data are. Often associated with sport.
Billy Beane in the early '90s was considered a stat rat amongst his MLB GM peers for his use of SABERmetrics.
by martyB_003 April 17, 2009
mugGet the Stat Ratmug.

checking stats

Claiming to use your friend's computer to check fantasy football scores and instead, masturbating to porn.
I'm checking stats. Be down in a few minutes.
by whhpssh October 24, 2014
mugGet the checking statsmug.

all Stat

An abbreviation of Ball State, generally caused by females wearing Ball State shirts. The cleavage causes the B and e to be obscured, thus rendering the shirt all Stat
by Justin H. V. October 19, 2008
mugGet the all Statmug.

stat mat

Status material; a quote or saying that is worthy of using as a facebook/twitter status.
Ali: If my children aren't cute, I'm gonna beat them

Araf: That's stat mat
by alimf92 June 3, 2010
mugGet the stat matmug.

Stat

Stat has a variable amount of meanings. If it is used as an insult to another person it means the person who is saying this word is extremely jealous of another person in the areas of female sexuality. The derivative of this word comes from the early 21st century by a poetic Chris Blain attempting to make an insult on a Royer, see definition. Since Royers cant be insulted the term changed to a more acceptable meaning.
"Shut up stat!". Meaning shut up its not my fault you get more girls then I do.
by Joseph Thiet October 5, 2004
mugGet the Statmug.

stat whore

a person who uses unscrupulous means to raise their stats in a computer/video game
mugGet the stat whoremug.

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