Dirty Starfish

The act of being tea bagged in such a way that the man leaves a brown star-shaped mark on the persons nose from his unwiped anus

Marla recieved a dirty starfish because I forgot to wipe earlier that night

by Andrew February 11, 2003

Starfish

Sea Stars. A common name for a class of echinoderms called astoidea. They have five sides and live underwater, commonly feeding on smaller creatures like snails, sponges, bivalves and deposits of algae.

A bunch of starfish came through here and ate all of the oysters.

by jelloman183 April 20, 2020

Chocolate Starfish

The view of a properly presented anus

She bent over and spread her cheeks to show me her chocolate starfish.

by BIg Boy2 March 23, 2011

jewish starfish

Sex positon originating from the Jewish Star of David where the man spreads his arms and legs in a star formation, lays on his back while woman mounts in 69 doing the splits matching the guys arms, as well as her arms lining up with his legs.

Dude my girlfriend and I have been doin yoga everyday to perform the Jewish Starfish perfectly to maximize pleasure.

by Secret Asian Man666 October 31, 2009

Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water

Chocolate Starfish - The outer edges of a womans ass hole.

Hot Dog Flavored Water - What a man tastes while licking and sucking a womans pussy after he cums in her.

Chocolate Starfish AND The Hot Dog Flavored Water - Now this is when you take the semen from your girls pussy and then transfer it out to lubricate your womans ass and then you fuck her ass.

"Did you hear about the guy who did that Chocolate Starfish AND The Hot Dog Flavored Water, his girls ass has been shitting cum for two days I heard!"

by Dave and Erica :) March 22, 2009

Starfish Wiener

A terrible wiener in which has been split into 4 parts. It is still under debate whether two of it's flaps used to be it's balls, but one thing is for certain...it exists...and it continues to plague internet forums around the world till this day. It's only one true weakness is the much dreaded octacock.

When somebody is attacked by a link to this dreaded starfish, it is known as Starfish Rolled. Not many have survived an encounter with this mighty beast...maybe one day the octacock will return and save us all.

Chuck: Hey Bill, check this out!

*Sends link to starfish wiener*

Bill: GOD DAMMIT! I've been Starfish rolled like 5 times today! GAH!!!!!!

*silence*

Chuck: Bill? You there? oh no...the Starfish Wiener must have gotten him...

by Von Mannshaft March 6, 2009

pinky starfish

Pinky as in 'little', starfish as in 'asshole'

Hence the phrase 'pinky starfish'

Man, thats girl had such a pinky starfish my dick turned blue!

by hari P June 30, 2006