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Stapp Speak

Talking or singing like Scott Stapp, the lead singer of post grunge band Creed. There are three basic guidelines for proper Stapp Speak:

1) the mouth must be shaped to pronounce "R" at all times. 2) The last vowel of most words the Stapp Speaker uses must be substituted with "errah", "err", or "eeya". Translated into Stapp Speak: Therrah lerrast vowerrl errahf merahst werrahds therrah Sterrahp Speakerrah userrahs merrust berrah substituterrahed with "errah", "err", or "eeya". This rule may be omitted to certain words by the Stapp Speaker's own judgment. 3) When all else fails, just make it sound stupid.

Singing in this voice can at worst lead to vocal damage and at best make everyone hate your band.
In Stapp Speak: Can you terrahk me higherah? To a plerrce werrah blernd merrahn serrah?
by Nick Elward December 6, 2010
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Soapy Joe

1)A soapy joe, is a term that a group of people will use to describe someone in their group who is an outlier and doesn't really belong in that group

2)A soapy joe can also be a sex position where whilst playing the modern warfare 2 campaign, his/her partner will perform a 69.

3)Finally a soapy joe can mean an insult. it doesnt't really have a specific meaning, but people will use it anyway.
1) Guy1: Hey guys, I have just come back from bowling with soapy joe

Guy2) Soapy Joe? i thought he said he wasn't going?

Guy1): Yeah he turned up at the last minute

2) Guy1: Where did you go last night Tom?

Guy2: Oh right, my girlfriend was giving me a Soapy Joe

3) Guy1: Hey Kyle

Guy2: Shut up you Soapy Joe
by Steve Marshell September 26, 2011
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stapler

if your boss comes in to your office and you have your stapler....
by apoi December 19, 2009
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Stacy

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet with gorgeous eyes. Daring, bold and not afraid to stand out for those who they love. They love to read but can turn into a party animal raising the mood around. Rough in bed
Did you see that Stacy over there
She's beautiful.... Those eyes.
by Bloomy nush April 22, 2018
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stacy

The coolest person you will ever meet.
An awesome friend.
Very Gorgeous.
Phil: "Oh man. I got a new girlfriend. She is such a Stacy."
Jon: "Sweet, I wish I could find a Stacy.
by emma_emoxx May 1, 2008
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My Love is A Stapler

Japanese: Watashi no Koi wa Hotchkiss

A great song by the fictional band HTT (Houkago Tea Time or Afterschool Tea Time) from the anime K-On!.
Person 1: That guitar riff in My Love Is A Stapler is neat, right?
Person 2: It was a little tough to learn though....
Person 3: Cheh... it was way too easy....
by DarkIceDragon April 6, 2013
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