stankenist

Adjective of the word stank; a word used by East Bay thugs in the early 1990's. (ex. Will Smith). When put in front of a noun, it often describes a feeling of wrongness and awfulness.

Ed has been stankin' up dis place wit the most stankenist attitude. I'm really sick of him and his stankenist self. He so stanky.

by Goed April 7, 2005

standana

The scarves that hang from Aerosmith's Steven Tyler's mic stand.

The "rock radio sucks" argument is older than Steven Tyler's microphone standanas.

by daniel gillies October 25, 2007

Standing speedbag

While standing; your girl kneels in front of you and tongue fucks your nuts like a speedbag

Last night Sarah and I were about to get into it and she sat in front of me and gave me a standing speedbag.

by Hairy ballz April 13, 2010

Standing Hoon

The reaper effect demonstrated by a scary individual standing with their head tilted down.

1) Jason often stands hoon before attacking his victims.

2) I turned around and the hooded figure was standing hoon in the dark.

3) He stood hoon.

by DEANTH August 31, 2010

Standing to sit

The right to sit at a place ie a cafe or resturaunt, as opposed to trespass.

Concept borrowed from law, where to commence proceedings in a court case, you must have "legal standing."

If all you want to do is sit, then you require "standing to sit."

This can usually be gained by purchasing something from the venue.

I was walking through the mall and all I wanted to do was sit at a cafe and check my smartphone. But I didn't feel I had "standing to sit" so I bought a drink prior to sitting down.

by AlganonAU December 2, 2010

Standing Funeral

A wedding. So called because a man's life ends when he marries.

Charlie: I got a wedding invitiation today.

Drew: Sounds like fun.

Charlie: Nah, I don't go to standing funerals

by Blackwolf Morrow October 19, 2011

staden

Staden is the type of person to always be there for you when your sad when he first meets you and becomes your friend from that point on you two will be brothers or brother and sister no matter what aslong as your by his side he will be by yours.

Staden is my brother

by Deadsoldier February 18, 2018