Squiff

term used to describe someone who always acts drunk, even when they are completely sober.

OMG is she DRUNK?!! - no shes just a Squiff

by Sillygyal June 16, 2017

squifflebat

Meaning someone someone short, with big thighs

That girls a squifflebat!

by StayInYourLaneBoi December 18, 2017

Squiffy

Drunk or intoxicated

"I am slightly squiffy"

by Heymanchick July 26, 2018

Squoof

Annoyance, boredom, emotional pain, depression.

*teacher pats you on the shoulder* thats what squoof feels like

It was squoof when miss holmbitch patted me on the back yesterday!

by Lifelongday July 30, 2018

Squiff

A henchman that is also a very close friend like a bub or even a lover that trusts its master, follows he/she and admires he/she. The squiff works for you honored to follow your orders and leaving you with all the responsability and power and makes you feel like you have a friend and/or a lover.

Squiff is also used by chiefs who love their underling with a lot of depth.

In tasks
"My squiff is doing a very good job"

Affective
"-Hey, squiffy. You look good today"

In a relationship (Vulgar)
"-I command you to F*uck me my Squiff.

-Yes, boss! with pleasure!"

by BlueyMr.DragonHug January 11, 2019

squiffyace

This mean your are gonna get and ace in Rainbow Six Siege the squiffyace stlyle.

I am gonna get a SquiffyAce in Siege

by SquiffyAce November 3, 2020

Squaffling

Mixture between waffling and stuttering.

Harriet stop squaffling

by Xoxxxxx April 6, 2021