Squabble up

To fight. Aka square up.

If you don't like me my nigga we can squabble up.

by Pseudonym212 December 27, 2022

premature squabble syndrome

When you get a telling off for something, before you have done, or even thought about doing what it is you are being told off about.

Mom - Dont even THINK about going to play soccer in those shoes!! If you get them dirty il have to wash them again and you'll probably trepse in bringing mud with you everywhere on my cream carpets!

Rob -Im not playing football, im just going round pauls house to play Mario Kart.

Mom - Well youll be washing the crapets yourself.

Paul - Duuude you were just a serious victim of premature squabble syndrome

by haroldzid August 23, 2010

Dick Squabble

1) A phrase used when an unfortunate event occurs in one's life.

2) A person who is being an asshole.

1) "Holy dick squabble, that was a hell of a traffic jam!"

2) "Hey, dick squabble, quit your shit!"

by Jessantha November 21, 2010

Stress Stubble

When you are so stressed out from work that you do not have time to shave you are left with stubble.

I've been so busy this week as you can tell from my stress stubble

by Coin that phrase March 11, 2011

the Stubblefield special

The special case of overwhelmed hot females in need of extra manly and rugged services from the one and only Ian stubblefield. Warning risks involve extream addiction and dependence and symptoms are always the reduction to the use of a wheel chair for several weeks.

milf walks into the pool and asks for "the stubblefield special", perfection craves "the stubblefield special", the cure for hot lesbians to want men again "the stubblefield special" Chuck Norris' secret "the stubblefield special".

by S7UBBS December 30, 2013

gay stubble

That "5 o'clock shadow from 2 days ago" look, where it's long enough to realize that their face isn't simply dirty, but long enough to do damage to any skin that comes into contact with it. Gay stubble is most dangerous in a meet-n'greet in large groups when cheek kisses may occur in copious quantities, especially one after another. During such times, air kisses may be advised to avoid abrasion resulting in the need for medical attention, or the need to say "ouch, that's sharp" at the very least.

Gay stubble is a fashion staple, almost as important as the untucked, button-down, short sleeved waist-shirt.

So I was playing gay softball the other day, and during the post-game congrats, I encountered so much gay stubble that I may have to put some ointment on my cheeks.

by wallfire May 8, 2017

Dirty Squibbles

When you shit in someone's mouth then proceed to throat fuck them. The noise they make sound like someone repeating saying the word squibbles

That bitch was dirty as fuck. She let me give her a dirty squibbles

by Mankyfish3000 February 12, 2019