Maturity Spurt

An unprecedented rise in maturity similar to that of a growth spurt.

Local 1: Hey why did the chicken cross the road?
Local 2: I have no idea, it would be spectacular if you could tell me.
Local 1: To get to the other side
Local 2: I do not find that even slightly humorous.
Local 1: But you found that funny last week
Local 2: Yes well I have had a maturity spurt which allows me to realize the childish nature of that joke.

by Mrs. Macphail November 25, 2009

Spartan'd

The total destruction of a persons self esteem via the motion and dialogue derived from the movie, "300". Warning: Being Spartan'd can result in destruction of self esteem and physical and/or mental bruising.

TJ: Can we get this line moving? This is madness how slow this is...
Eric: Madness..? THIS IS SPARTA!! *kicks TJ*
TJ: :( I've just been spartan'd...

by Archduke of Wellington October 5, 2009

Sparta High School

Hick school in Sparta, Wisconsin, also known as Spartard. Common extracurriculars include tobacco chewing, cow tipping, Wal Mart trips, and teenage pregnancy.

The football team is the pre-game show for the band.

"Hey, I gradumacated from Sparta High School!! I'm edumacated now!!"

by GenizGirl October 22, 2008

sourtard

To be funny and retarded, but mainly hardcore

Sour - tard is derived from a sour retard

Only hardcores are allowed to use this word

Example 1:
Boy: Hey, did you see that youtube channel, sourtard?

Girl: Yeah, it's awesome, I think everyone should check it out at youtube and search "sourtard"

Boy: There hardcore at life and everything in it

Example 2:
Faggot: Are you hardcore?

Not a faggot: Even better, I'm sourtard

Faggot: What is that?

Not a faggot: Something you will never achieve!

by sourtard theyoutubechannel June 9, 2009

Spartan jukebox

Swedish term referring to the act of penetrating ones crush from behind, while wearing a spartan helmet and singing famous songs from the 60’s such as Good Vibrations. At the moment of ejaculation, the man shouts out the simple term: ”THIS IS SPARTA!”.

Friend: Hey man, wanna chill tonight?

You: Nah, bruh. Imma meet up with Greta tonight to perform the Spartan Jukebox

Friend: Habibi, good luck my nibba

by hshsba October 17, 2019

Spartanburg pour

A comically large glass of wine, often exceeding 8oz

Dan I’ve had a long day, give me a Spartanburg pour.

by Cranberry1890 May 27, 2023

spurtle

An implement you use to stir the porridge (roofles)

Michty thats a huge spurtle you've there Hamish. I bet the wee woman loves it.

by spud August 14, 2003