Sportscenter

A daily block of mini sports soap operas packed into one hour. Programs listed in order and the length of the episodes vary:

Yankee Country
Manny Knows Best
The Favre Saga
The Misadventures of T.O.
Lebrontourage
The Red Sox Chronicles (or sometimes a rerun of Yankee Country)

repeat the cycle until 2PM EST.

And check this, they leave women doing the morning shift.

ESPN anchor: And still to come, we take a trip to Ben Roethlisberger's natural habitat at the Pittsburgh Zoo. Later, a rapper comes on stage! What the fuck does this have to do with sports? Who knows?! Don't tell us how to do our business, bitch! It's nawmally good!
Viewer: Man, even Sportscenter could use an offseason.

by Smart American Male April 29, 2009

Cole Sprouse

Cole Sprouse is the love of my life!!! He’s soooo freaking cute/hot and if you disagree you don’t know what cute or hot is. He’s so funny and really smart, he uses big words- he’s probably smarter than my teachers lol I love you guys!!! I love his hair- blonde or black, it’s still cuteeee!!!! I love his eyes! Cole Sprouse has a perfect nose and perfect lips, with colored eyes, wavy hair (I think), AND be was born a blonde!!! How much more perfect can this man gettt!!!!! Like haters gonna hate! He’s also really sweet and amazing to his fans! I would love to meet him one day :(((( well we met in my dreams because we got married and had a million children!!!! Rachel, Grant Gustin’s Wife is like their baby sitter!!! Love herrrrr!!! I love blue daddy too!!! Also, Cole Sprouse makes me smile so muchhhhh ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ He’s amazingggg!!! COLE IS THE DEFINITION OF HOT!! HE IS THE BEST! HE DESERVES THE WORLD- I LOVE HIM!!!! 🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️ ALSO HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY COLEEEE

Cole Sprouse is hot

Cole sprouse is the best

Cole sprouse is the love of my life

by I love cole sprouseee!! June 24, 2019

SPORTS DICK

WHEN YOUR DICK GETS REALLY SMALL DURING AND AFTER STRENOUS EXCERCISE

MAN I JUST BACK FROM THE GYM AND I GOT A BAD CASE OF SPORTS DICK

by CONEHOUSE January 7, 2010

Sports Book Supervisor

Occupation in legalized bookmaking which oversees the ticket writers and admin personnel, typically in a casino race and sports book setting. Responsibilities include working with the gaming commission, creating/moving lines, accepting/refusing big bets, getting celebrities into nightclubs and listening to the public's ridiculous opinions on sports.

Tony moved to Las Vegas to be a Sports Book Supervisor. He makes shit money, works nights and cannot take vacation during football season.

by Chile-Con-Carne October 3, 2006

a sports nut

A Sports fan. Someone who loves to watch sports.

I love to watch sports. I go to soccer games all the time. I'm a sports nut.

by Lex_Vane November 5, 2013

Sportsman's slap

A man-to-man slap on the butt to signal congratulations or comradeship.

Origin: It is traditional in team sports, esp. all types of football, to slap the butt of one who scores a goal or point. Now often also common in athletics and golf.

Increasing becoming popular in business after a contract has been signed, or as way of congratulating a salesman or lawyer who has pulled off a good deal or got a good decision on a case.

1. When Johnny won the swimming race Coach gave him such a firm sportsman's slap his wet speedos slipped right off his ass.
2. "Mary, I won the Brinkman case! The boss gave me a real nice sportsman's slap right on the seat of my Armani suit."

by superjock September 30, 2007

feel good sports movie

Teen Wolf.
A sports-related movie that makes one feel good after viewing.
Usually features a team, or individual, who must face seemingly insurmountable odds in order to achieve greatness.
The underdog is favored and shown as humble and hard working.
Leaves one feeling inspired, happy, or content.

The movie, "Teen Wolf" is definitely a feel good sports movie.
Others: Remember the Titans. Invincible. We Are Marshall. Coach Carter. Any other Jerry Bruckheimer production dealing with sports.

by ZooZoo Magee October 25, 2007