SOMEONE WHO HAS A BIG ASS DICK AND A SHITTY ASS PERSONALITY. HE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYONE EXCEPT HIS MOM, HIS GIRLFRIEND, AND HIS BIG BLACK TRUCK
by 1001zzz January 5, 2019
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Uh-oh. Bobby's got a springer.
When a girl walks up with an Itty bitty waist and a big butt in your face you get sprung.
by Thisstuffislewd September 27, 2020
Get the Springer/Sprung mug.Jerry Springer, the legendary American TV host, has died at the age of 79.
His family confirmed that he died peacefully on Thursday at his home in the Chicago area, following a brief illness.
Jene Galvin, a lifelong friend and spokesman for the family said in a statement: "Jerry's ability to connect with people was at the heart of his success in everything he tried whether that was politics, broadcasting or just joking with people on the street who wanted a photo or a word.
His family confirmed that he died peacefully on Thursday at his home in the Chicago area, following a brief illness.
Jene Galvin, a lifelong friend and spokesman for the family said in a statement: "Jerry's ability to connect with people was at the heart of his success in everything he tried whether that was politics, broadcasting or just joking with people on the street who wanted a photo or a word.
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by Steven Grand September 25, 2013
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