spoon and dispose

adjective - relating to chinese buffets, the term used to describe the technique of covering up for crabbing. as the term suggests, this often involves spooning the evidence and disposing it in a subtle way so as to avoid the crabbing charge and the wrath of the management.

"if u don't spoon and dispose, we're gonna get chucked out!"
"if u pull of this spoon and dispose ur getting major lad points"

by buffetman March 2, 2009

Spoon banger

One who does more than his/her fair share of whining and/or complaining, much like that of a toddler in a high chair. A spoon banger--in adult terms--may be a stubborn person who complains about everyday functions.

It was impossible to get that spoon banger to bong a beer last night.

by chuzbesko August 3, 2010

Spoon Master

One who romantically cuddles the king of a domain

Jeffrey: Did you go over to that girl's house last night?
Greg: Yeah, we cuddled and I was the Spoon Master.
Jeffrey: Damn.

by the spoon master July 23, 2014

Spoonerp

A Spoonerp is something that is very funny and cool, and is amazing.

"What are you doing?"
"Watching tiktok. Its the very funny and cool spoonerp, she's the best"
"Omg I love spoonerp!"

by ......H...... July 18, 2021

asian spoon

When someone (preferably small) is kneeling on the floor and a second individual (preferably larger and with big muscles) envelopes the first person aforementioned in a large kneeling embrace.

Yo! Did you just asian spoon his momma??

by Fatasian257 March 8, 2017

Alaskan Ice Spoon

When one gets their girl so wet that they can gather the pussy juices on a spoon to freeze overnight to eat another time.

Gavin: "Hey Ashley would you help me make some Alaskan ice spoons?"
Ashley: "Sure what do we need?"
Gavin: "I need to gather your pussy juices to freeze overnight so we can enjoy them tomorrow."
Ashley: "Sure lets fuck and have a bucket to get as much juice as possible!"
Gavin: "Sounds like a plan my Alaskan Ice Spoon. <3"

by The Meme L0rd April 6, 2017

spoon boy

any adult male that because he was denied the bonding nature of breast-feeding as an infant has certain unresolved issues, and or specific behavioral traits.

'OMG! Alvin is such a spoon boy...on our second date, he not only demanded that I drive, but that I fix his hair before we went out!'

by sandspit November 25, 2007