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noun: The act of exploring a cave
1. One popular activity to do out in the wilderness is go spelunking
by Anonymous April 25, 2004
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slucking

when you masturbate without porn and someone walks in so you put your dick inside your pants while your cumming. The person then sees an expanding wet spot on your crotch. The excuse that follows is called slucking.
Person 1:Dude my mom walking n on me beatin my meat so I said that I spilled my water

Person 2: How are you so good at slucking?
by ugh2 April 21, 2017
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Spanking

The Spanish King.

(C'mon, what else could that word mean?)
When we were in Madrid, we were received in a Spanking Audience.
by not_the_king July 2, 2010
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Birthday spankings

To strike the ass of a person on their birthday, giving them the amount of swats as their age(for example, a 16 year old would get 16 whacks to the butt). This practice originated in North America as a way to celebrate someone's birthday. There are several ways to do birthday spankings: over the knee, bent over furniture, under the arm, or everyone lines up with their legs spread apart so the birthday boy/girl can crawl under their legs and as they pass by you, you swat their buttocks. Usually, one or all of the parties involved get sexual ensure out of this
Come over my knee, it's time for your birthday spankings
by Novanilla January 25, 2015
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Slonking

The present tense of slonk, used by gang weeders as shorthand for smoking weed.
Yah bro I spent all night slonking gang weed. Gang weeders rise up.
by GangWeederDom December 18, 2018
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spanking

When someone gets their bare butt slapped by the hand or other implements until their butt is red or they cry like a baby.
We were all shocked to see Ryan, who was 15, get a spanking by his mom. He was crying as us girls all laughed and pointed at him.
by super hot Sarah May 12, 2010
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ass spelunking

A prank played on someone who is sleeping. When you pull down your pants stick their nose in your crack and then fart. May cause nosebleeds and/or loss of consciousness.
John was the first one to fall asleep, so Manuel sent him ass spelunking. Man was he pissed.
by Notorious R.E.D. and S Bizzle December 9, 2008
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