splooge maintenance

what a female does in the bathroom immediately after having sex.

honey, do you need a towel? no, i have to go do some splooge maintenance.

by chuffykins July 9, 2010

Splooge-Doo

The act of ejaculating in a females hair making it crusty and hard.

Tracy was giving Greg a knobber and he busted all over her hair giving her a nasty splooge-doo.

by weal0902 March 2, 2011

Sploogecopter

To ejaculate while your penis is twirling in a circular motion.

I just did the Sploogecopter move on my girlfriend last night and got cum all over my room.

by Scoobydxx January 14, 2016

splooge

literally a dude's jizz.

I splooged inside your mother last night.

by firtreebutt July 25, 2016

SPLOOGE Nation

A group chat full on Instagram that’s made up of primarily queer high schoolers, that has been running since 2019. They have odd obsessions, like tea parties, and are super hilarious #winning

Omg can I join the SPLOOGE nation group chat?
“#no your a #loser”

by Limabeama March 15, 2022

Splooge Busket

The baddest fucking no prep racer on no limit 2.0

I just got my ass fucked on no limit by Splooge Busket. Blue ballz is fast as a broke whore who needs diapers. Because she has a blowed out asshole.

by Shitshow1986 July 7, 2022

Easter Splooge

After weeks of giving up masturbation for lent, it is the ultimate ejaculation experienced after Lent is over, on Easter.

Jimmy cracked corn instead of touching himself for lent, when it was over he had an Easter Splooge, it was magical.

by Tharsheblows June 13, 2012