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Protein Slinger

Nickname for has-been or never-will-be female models who grow a large social media audience by posting frequent bikini, side-boob, and fitness pictures. Because they can't land legitimate modeling or acting gigs, they are relegated to promoting protein shakes and supplements on Instagram, Snapchat, and Facebook.

Protein slingers can be male, but they are very rare.
Ed: "Hey, have you ever hear of this @NatalieBurk89 chick on Instagram?"

Amit: "Nah, man ... I can't tell these protein slingers apart any more"

Ed: "True"
by MayorOfOceano September 21, 2016
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skeet slinger

To throw a hand full of cum at someone. Usually at someone you don't like.
The twins were so mad at ana pixy for using peoples last name on urban dictionary that they slung skeet at her and hit her in the face. To their surprise she liked it. They are skeet slingers.
by jimmybomm April 23, 2020
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The Splinter

A gross as hell episode where SpongeBob got a splinter
The Splinter belongs into the trash
by The Splinter March 23, 2021
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slide slinger

A slide slinger is a guy who hangs out at the park and sells huge Kielbasa’s for a low price.
Hopefully there is a slide slinger at the park. I could totally inhale a kielbasa right now.
by Doey Dickle July 4, 2021
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Pulling a Salinger

Pulling a Salinger is when a friend tends to vanish off and on from the social circle regularly, becoming reclusive, much like Catcher in the Rye author J.D. Salinger.
Where's Toby?" "Take a guess. He's Pulling a Salinger again and won't answer his cell.
by snowflame July 25, 2010
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splinter cell'd

to sneak up either behind or above someone and attack them causing an instant death.
OH! You just got splinter cell'd!
by Kharano March 31, 2005
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sidcup slinger

the act of a large, homosexual male 'slinging' his testicles into the face of an unconscious male for his own sexual pleasure

named 'sidcup slinger' due to the reputation of sidcup's secondary schools as safe havens for homosexuals
that guy's so hot. i'm gonna give him a sidcup slinger.
by darius priest January 26, 2011
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