sploinkunculous

When something is just so amazing that you start sploinking

sheep:

DA BOOM NA DA NOOM NA NANEMA
kay: wow thats so sploinkunculous

by Kaykaykay22 July 11, 2022

Splick Splock

A person of eastern European heritage

Alright Dave, do you want anything from the Splick Splock shop?

by ServiceW4nk November 3, 2018

kabloinky sploinky

A polite way to say fuck.

Guy 1: "I'm gonna kabloinky sploinky your mum mate"
Guy 2: "..What?"
Guy 1: "Search it up on Urban Dictionary.."
Guy 2: "Oh."
*awkward silence*
Guy 1: "So how was work?"

by real jesus h christ almighty June 2, 2023

sploit

Exploit

I rooted that nigger's box using the new ssh sploit

by Kevin September 17, 2003

Splock

To strike someone with one's wet/sticky penis after ejaculation, usually in the face.
The word originated as an onomatopoeia for the noise made when a penis (with foreskin) strikes another person making a very distinct noise.
To cock-slap with a wet and sticky penis.

Jenny swallowed and then I splocked her on both cheeks leaving her with a very messy face; she loved it.

by AidanH February 10, 2009

Sploinge

The sound a wet sponge makes when it bounces

"Darn, I dropped my sponge!"
"I know, I heard the sploinge from over here!"

by Anubis March 31, 2003

sploing

When you cant think of a word to describe something, or you can use this word as a substitute for another word

"I'm feeling a bit sploing today"

"Oh for sploing sake"

"that man/woman is sploing worthy"

by Joel Mangsa June 27, 2008