Spink

To walk into a bar, order a drink, look around hopefully and realise no one wants to talk to you.

'How did your trip out last night go?'

'Not well, I lost all my friends.'

'Oh no mate, did you spink again?'

'Yes, spinkity spankity sponk'

by CunterSpink7 May 27, 2015

Slink

To "slink" is to associate with a person as a last resort.

I'm planning to meet Steve later, but if anything better comes up I'll slink him

by FireArm October 16, 2010

splank

The somewhat self-defeating act of having a wank and a spliff at the same time.

Ed: Hey man, you coming for a drink?
Giles: Nah man, I'm off for a splank.

by Harvey C March 29, 2009

slink

to leave someone on their own after going out with them

i went out with mrs x, and she pure slinked off with mrs y

by C.B is a slink September 24, 2005

shplink

a hot mama that likes to put out

i.e. a hot whore

daaang that chick's a total shplink

by pimp daddy whore May 13, 2005

Splank

The divider used to separate groceries at the supermarket. ie, a separation plank.

yo, pass me that splank dude

by bridimattio May 16, 2011

Spink Cheeks

Butt cheeks that are lathered in cement.

"I could swim in your spink cheeks forever."

by Cranston Jones February 15, 2008