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Spink

To walk into a bar, order a drink, look around hopefully and realise no one wants to talk to you.
'How did your trip out last night go?'

'Not well, I lost all my friends.'

'Oh no mate, did you spink again?'

'Yes, spinkity spankity sponk'
by CunterSpink7 May 27, 2015
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Slink

To "slink" is to associate with a person as a last resort.
I'm planning to meet Steve later, but if anything better comes up I'll slink him
by FireArm October 16, 2010
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splank

The somewhat self-defeating act of having a wank and a spliff at the same time.
Ed: Hey man, you coming for a drink?
Giles: Nah man, I'm off for a splank.
by Harvey C March 29, 2009
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slink

to leave someone on their own after going out with them
i went out with mrs x, and she pure slinked off with mrs y
by C.B is a slink September 24, 2005
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shplink

a hot mama that likes to put out

i.e. a hot whore
daaang that chick's a total shplink
by pimp daddy whore May 13, 2005
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Splank

The divider used to separate groceries at the supermarket. ie, a separation plank.
yo, pass me that splank dude
by bridimattio May 16, 2011
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Spink Cheeks

"I could swim in your spink cheeks forever."
by Cranston Jones February 15, 2008
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