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Something my mom calls me on the daily; A dumbass; A retard
God dammit, you're such a crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker
by Weird Uncle Al December 18, 2019
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Sniffing Britches

A girl that is always stuck up her man's ass. Even when she is not with him she goes by his house to sniff his underwear so she can smell his anus. These girls are usually immature, childish and hypocritical.
I can't stand sniffing britches, she must be shoved so far up Joel's asshole she can tell what kind of syrup he put on his pancakes.
by RJ Morgan October 13, 2009
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Spliffield

1. A field of marijuana or hemp.

2. A term used to describe many towns named Springfield, especially Springfield, VA for its high influx of quality marijuana from thousands of sources across the country thus leading to one of Northern Virginia's hot spots for buying and or smoking pot.
I was down in Spliffield the other day and got baked off my ass.

Im from Spliffield baby.
by chroncat101 August 25, 2010
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Shiffing

Shiffing is a Fantasy Football term for ripping off your friends by trading several inferior players for fewer high quality players. this includes harrassment through posting comments and text messages, and dealing this with people who obviously have no clue what they are doing. Then talking smack and being a jerk after the trade by verbally berating and being a bitch about it to the person he ripped off. It also includes the OCD technique of bombarding everyone with random horrible trade offers
Man, all that Shiffing before that trade must have made you crazy!, and he's been Shiffing me too, but I cant stand dealing with all that crap. Its ruined all the fun in our league!
by sarjas November 6, 2011
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splitting the party

verb. When a party of characters decides to separate, usually to cover more ground, but sometimes because of divergent strategies and/or heated debate (PvP).

Usually denotes a problematic within roleplaying sessions, as splitting the party usually wastes someone's time unless a DM is ballsy enough to run two scenes in parallel.
Scooby Doo has hundreds of examples of "splitting the party," for example:

Velma Dinkley: trying to find Shaggy and Scooby I think we should split up.
Fred Jones: Good Idea!
Daphne Blake: I'll go with Beau.
Fred Jones: frowning Bad idea!
by vahouzn April 13, 2014
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Sniffing the Hanky

Sniffing the hanky is a term referring to doing cocaine. It is used in real life, WWII.

In WWII Swedish scientists made a hankerchef made out of blood and cocaine. It attracted German search dogs, then jacked their nose temporarily. It was served to hide the Jews as they were shipped to Sweden.
Hey, you've been sniffing the hanky?
No. I got high off of something else.
by BoredomOfGods May 17, 2015
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splicing the cat

I was splicing the cat last night after watching 50 Shades of Grey
by lilbeebo August 24, 2017
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