Splarf

Playing in a puddle of puke.

Or

The noise vomit makes when playing or jumping in it.

Johnny jumped in the vomit and it made a splarf noise.

by astrozombie27 March 23, 2011

Spleef

Message you receive after good anal pounding/beating.

hey can you spleef me real quick, that hurt really bad

by bneeks and natro merch October 19, 2010

spleef

when in the action of spleffingyou are either climbing something or eating something.

1. omg you totally spleefed that tree! (climb)

2. please dont spleef that guy in public. (eat)

by jakegilmann June 14, 2008

splarf

queef pussy fart
A sound similar to a fart that comes from air trapped in the pussy that may occur while fucking.

Honey, do you need to go to the bath room or was that only a splarf ?

by Swingin' Dick January 28, 2004

splef

Cool, Good looking, hip, hot

Boy orange grove shirts looking splef.

by Boyakasha April 9, 2005

splerth

smells of fresh sperm (usually reference to breath).

A) Rinse your mouth with scope please...
B) Why?
A) Because your mouth smells of splerth.

by ridered December 11, 2006

spleurf

a simple word that means 'I hope you suck a toaster in the space and get electricuted and blown up to mars where you're kidnapped by a transformer and forced to do naughty things such as...loitering."

Steph-yah, I had ur guts
Gabby-...SPLEURF!

by omgitsPhae June 15, 2008