spludunking

“Spludunking” the act in which a person aggressively shits and ejaculates at the same time often in the morning or at social gatherings when nervous.

“Hey everybody! John is spludunking all over Alros mom!”

by Muntmaster April 26, 2024

spludunking

The action of skydiving but naked with the exception of a parachute.

Bro I was spludunking and a family of four saw me land.

by SugarLickPimpDaddyLongStroke May 6, 2024

spefunking

Having sexual relations with a person who does not bathe or is otherwise nasty

"You know that nasty girl up that street just had a baby."
"Man, I wonder who had the nerve to go spefunking in that."

by 0hH41 December 28, 2011

Spelunking

A few guys hanging out or attending a social event with a substantially larger amount of girls. The opposite of a sausage fest

Did you see Aidan at the dance?
Yeah he was hard core spelunking, the lucky guy!

by Admiral ACHGbar November 3, 2015

Spelunking

The act of engaging in any form of rectal/anal penetration both medically or sexual in nature.

I went to my monthly physical, and my Doctor spent a good amount of time spelunking during his time below.

Last night my girl let me go spelunking for the first time in months. It was a rough time going deep in there.

by Millrunner80 August 4, 2018

Spelunking

When you eat an obese person out, and you have to dig around and dive to find the pussy.

Guy: Hold your fupa, I’m going spelunking in the cavern
Girl: Hold your breath

by paftdunk July 18, 2019

spielunking

Refers to an "in-depth" and through "exploration" of the transcript from a lengthy/boring/complicated speech. lecture, etc.

In an old late-'80's political-satire cartoon , John Tower is shown being sentenced for his alleged political improprieties; the "stiff penalty" that the judge imposes on Mr. Tower is spielunking the entire many-hundreds-of-pages-long Iran-Contra-affair investigation-report --- "May you die of boredom, Mr. Tower!"

by QuacksO May 14, 2019