Spitting Cobra

n.
1. Name of a sex act performed by first, having anal sex and releasing ejaculate into the anus and then sucking the ejaculate out of the anus with a straw (see Feltching) and finally spitting the ejaculate into the mouth of a third party.

"After Feltching my woman, I like to sneak a Spitting Cobra in on my roommate while he's sleeping."

by obie April 16, 2006

spitting cobra

The act of spitting tobacco spit into someone's eyes, temporaryily blinding the person and causing them extremely intense pain.

Joe walked right up to cal and pulled a spitting cobra when he spit his dip right into cal's eyes

by jake5794 February 3, 2012

spitting shade

A derogatory comment or insult often made both fiercely and directly to another person. The next degree of throwing shade.

- Dr. Phil, I made you just like how Oprah made you. You were nothing before I came on this show!
- Bitch dare to be spitting shade on my show? Sit the fuck down.

by WilliamForrester February 15, 2017

spitting crumpets

Slang for shit British rap music

"That Charli XCX is spitting crumpets on that new track, she should stick to autotune!"

by bad brenda March 6, 2020

Spitting Cobra

While you are doing your girl doggy style, just before you cum, you pull out while quietly spitting on her back, she then turns around to ask if you came, that is your cue to fire your load in her eyes!

Me: "Oh, baby I am about to cum!"(as I am spitting on her back)
Hot Girl: "Really?"(as she turns to face my spitting cobra)
Me: (firing my load in her eyes as a spitting cobra would there prey!)
Hot Girl: "My eyes! My eyes! I can't see!" (screaming)

by Chad Erwin Helton March 19, 2008

Spitting Cobra

Post ejacualatory urine stream that tends to miss its target.

Damn you and your spitting cobra. Get out of my house!

by Crowface October 21, 2006

Spitting Cobra

When you are standing up getting head and you pull out just before you blow and grab your cock with your left hand and bend the tip over with your right hand (resembling a cobra) and spit your load in her face

I showed my girlfriend what a spitting cobra was and now she is blind in one eye

by Bam Wilder May 21, 2008