Speaking chair

When you are pushing in your chair and it makes a fart noise and everyone turns towards you with the utmost disgust.

Me:*Pulls in seat - Chair makes weird noise*
Person:Are you fucking kidding me? Again!? You know we aren't aloud to open windows in this class!!!
Me:B-but it was a Speaking chair, trust me!!!

#Awkward #Chair #Speaking #School

by Shitionary May 16, 2016

Speaking Ray Lewis

Speaking incoherent nonsense.

Mike was so drunk last he started speaking Ray Lewis

by Abe F. August 9, 2018

Speaking to Jack the Cat

Speaking to this cat means jacking off or playing with your pussy as if its a guitar, usually applied to females but is not gender specific could also be applied to men (Speaking to Jack the sausage).

Are you going to speak to Jack the Cat?
How often do you talk to Jack the Cat?
Did you enjoy speaking to Jack the Cat?

by SteelCraftHD January 22, 2020

speaking out yo neck

Basically saying you going overboard. Or saying things you have no business or knowledge saying. Another way of saying Watch Yourself.

1 : Yo you broke why yo car always breaking down and shit
2 : Stop speaking out yo neck dawg

by bouncethatass44hunnid January 13, 2021

speaking cunt voice

it’s where someone can’t sound sincere for the life of them.

she has a speaking cunt voice! she’s always so sarcastic and can’t be serious.

by ushikj June 23, 2022

Internetually speaking

Used to refer to something to do with the internet.

Or when making reference to something on the internet.

"Internetually speaking, I was as happy as a cat with a cheeseburger."

Internetually speaking, YouTube has become the go-to place for user-made content.

by Kai00 February 25, 2011

passionate speaking

When someone is very passionate and enthusiastic about the point they are trying to put across. Often putting their hands on your shoulders and shaking the life out of you as they speak. They (without noticing) use A LOT of aggressive hand gestures, but then notice they are doing it as you start to imitate their movements. This "passionate speaking" may include a certain amount of sarcasm and can be found quite humorous by those who understand it. True naturals at "passionate speaking" can even convey their gestures and feelings quite miraculously through text. Ones may even say it's as if they can feel the glare from the person through their text. For highest quality of smiles and laughter it's best witnessed in person.

Olivia - "🗯️"
Malorie - "I like to call it passionate speaking"

by [e-mail] July 26, 2020