Seagling

Ex. 1: When someone hides the a closet of a room where two people are having sex, and you run out, flapping your arms and squawking.

Ex. 2: Guy 1: Hey, what are you doing this weekend?

Guy 2: Oh, I'm gunna go seagling!

(Seagling) Two people you know are going to have sex in a room, so you go hide in the closet. When they are busy, run out of the closet flapping your arms like a bird and squawk like a seagull.

by H00p!Ah May 26, 2010

American Spelling

Initiated by Noah Webster in the early 19th century, American Spelling is perhaps the most successful effort ever to make the English language more phonetically written, thus decreasing its unnecessary difficulties for people trying to learn it as a foreign language.

Come on, do people in England really pronounce "centre" as "sen-tray"?

by Zalis August 3, 2004

Spelling Bee-otch

1. Someone who spells their name when they don’t need to, especially if they start using words. The words chosen are usually random or far more interesting than the person.

2. Someone who has a fucked up name but just won’t spell it and expects you to know how it should be spelled.

"My name is Pam Jones....That’s P-A-M....J-O-N-E-S." Said the spelling bee-otch

“My name is Joe Smith...J as in Jammin’, O as in Octopus, E as in Enlightenment....S as in Socialism, M as in Macho, I as in Illicit, T as in Tangerine, and H as in Heavenly”
“Sir, could you stop being a spelling bee-otch for one minute here.”

“My name is Jaxq Villaxiquocal.”
“Can you spell that please, Sir.”
“No, you should know how to spell that it’s a very simple name.”
“Well, if you’re going to be a spelling bee-otch I’m afraid that I just can’t help you today, sir.”

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

speelling

An incoherent spelling or an incorrect T9 substitution of a word in a text message. The cause is commonly related to alcohol or sleep deprivation.

txt1: i feel roughly
txt2: are you speelling me?

by ::the.queen.bee:: February 5, 2010

Speeling

Speeding for spelling. When you type too fast, not caring about grammatical errors, punctuation, or spelling. When you’re called out for speeling, this is known as a Speeling Ticket.

(Via text): hey John, didnyou cacth the mvoie?
Looks like you were speeling, Jerry.

by ArcadiaXLO October 7, 2019

Spelling Patrol

Random people on the internet correcting every single spelling mistake that they spot.

Random Person On The Internet 1: Were do you find the things to make it?
Random Person On The Internet 2: Actually its "Where" so maybe next time go to school kid.
Random Person On The Internet 1: Ugh Spelling Patrol is so annoying.

by Proxyyz April 13, 2020

spelling a word wrong in the Urban Dictionary

O no i spelt a wrd ron in da rbn dicsnry! wot sd i do?

it can be quite embarrasing to do that, but hey, we all do spelling a word wrong in the Urban Dictionary, or should it be Urban Dicktionary?

by SirenHeadPlayz12345 December 25, 2020