When you wake up not sure where you are or where you've been. This usually happens after a night of drinking too much, or just enough. The first thing you deduce is where your at. The best is your own bed with a hottie. If not find your pants and try and find someone you know.
After this is done you check your cell phone to see who you called and texted. This may require apologies laterdepending on the time and what sounded good last night.
Then you start checking your surroundings, is that blood or pizza sauce all over my shirt? Why does my leg hurt when I try to stand? Where is my other shoe?
After you make sure that nothing requires medical attention its time to start calling your friends like sherlock holmes to figure out what the hell happened this morning.
After this is done you check your cell phone to see who you called and texted. This may require apologies laterdepending on the time and what sounded good last night.
Then you start checking your surroundings, is that blood or pizza sauce all over my shirt? Why does my leg hurt when I try to stand? Where is my other shoe?
After you make sure that nothing requires medical attention its time to start calling your friends like sherlock holmes to figure out what the hell happened this morning.
by cafiend March 27, 2008
Get the sherlock holmes morning mug.When you reply to spmebody who has just stated the very obvious ''no shit,sherlock' to imply that yep, everyone knows the answer already and there pronouncement has come as no surprise.
sherlock=sherlock holmes, famed detective of yore
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''hey, you got a tissue trail hanging out the back of your knickers''
''no shit, sherlock''
''but like, you've got a tissue tail hanging out the back of your knickers''
''no shit sherlock, its the latest craze!!''
''no shit, sherlock''
''but like, you've got a tissue tail hanging out the back of your knickers''
''no shit sherlock, its the latest craze!!''
by Doctor P.J April 5, 2010
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A expression used to descrive a very smart/intellegent/talented person who doesn't manage to reach success, and therefore has to live in poverty.
The term is created from a distortion of name of the great fictional detective, Sherlock Holmes.
The term is created from a distortion of name of the great fictional detective, Sherlock Holmes.
-Wow, this piano player is really good!
-Yes, I know, this is Glarinov. He is very talented, but no music experts eppreciate his talent, so he has to live as a Sherlock Homeless.
-Yes, I know, this is Glarinov. He is very talented, but no music experts eppreciate his talent, so he has to live as a Sherlock Homeless.
by Urban_Fellow July 2, 2006
Get the Sherlock Homeless mug.The pairing/shipping is based off of Sherlock on BBC which centers on Molly Hooper's more-or-less obvious crush on Sherlock and adds to the possible interest from Sherlock. Also revolves around Molly's real importance in Sherlock's life. Often the shipping is undermined by Johnlock unfairly.
Molly: Are you okay? Don't just say you are, because I know what that means—looking sad when you think no one can see you.
Sherlock: You can see me.
Molly: I don't count. What I'm trying to say is, if there's anything I can do—anything you need, anything at all—you can have me. No, I just mean. I mean, if there's anything you need, it's fine.
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Sherlock: You're wrong, you know. You do count. You've always counted and I've always trusted you. But you were right. I'm not okay.
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Molly: What do you need?
Sherlock: If I wasn't everything that you think I am, everything that I think I am, would you still want to help me?
Molly: What do you need?
Sherlock: You.
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Sherlock Fan 1: Everyone ships Johnlock from Sherlock Holmes! Who couldn't? LOL what's sherlolly?
Sherlock Fan 2: Uh no, not everyone, I ship Sherlolly and John x Mary what's wrong with that?
Sherlock Fan 3: I ship sherlolly too. Not everyone ships Johnlock.
Sherlock Fan 1: ...
Sherlock: You can see me.
Molly: I don't count. What I'm trying to say is, if there's anything I can do—anything you need, anything at all—you can have me. No, I just mean. I mean, if there's anything you need, it's fine.
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Sherlock: You're wrong, you know. You do count. You've always counted and I've always trusted you. But you were right. I'm not okay.
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Molly: What do you need?
Sherlock: If I wasn't everything that you think I am, everything that I think I am, would you still want to help me?
Molly: What do you need?
Sherlock: You.
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Sherlock Fan 1: Everyone ships Johnlock from Sherlock Holmes! Who couldn't? LOL what's sherlolly?
Sherlock Fan 2: Uh no, not everyone, I ship Sherlolly and John x Mary what's wrong with that?
Sherlock Fan 3: I ship sherlolly too. Not everyone ships Johnlock.
Sherlock Fan 1: ...
by therighteousness January 3, 2013
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Get the No Shit Sherlock mug.1. When you mean to reference Sherlock Holmes using the phrase "No shit, Sherlock," but you can't let your mom hear you swearing.
2. When something bad's happening but someone close by doesn't give a shit
2. When something bad's happening but someone close by doesn't give a shit
by KEFC May 17, 2018
Get the No ship, Sherlock mug.A mongoloid that has more powers than a regular mongoloid. They have so many powers they are almost normal. They can have jobs, and almost lead normal lives, but if you look at them very long, you realize, something just aint right.
look at bobby,his eyes are a far apart, he has white spit on the corners of his mouth, and a greasy forehead. but he still can hold down a job. He's not retarded, he's a superloid.
by Captain Mattydor April 1, 2010
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