Definitions by KEFC

No ship, Sherlock 

1. When you mean to reference Sherlock Holmes using the phrase "No shit, Sherlock," but you can't let your mom hear you swearing.

2. When something bad's happening but someone close by doesn't give a shit

Mom: James! There's a flood happening right now!
James: But we have no ship, Sherlock.

No ship, Sherlock by KEFC May 17, 2018