Speedshitting

While dating a girl - particularly in the first awkward weeks - speedshitting refers to the act of taking a very fast shit in her appartment's/dowm room's bathroom, as to induce her to thing you were only - harmlessly - urinating.

Girl: "We spend a lot of time together...but I noticed...err"
Boy: "Yes?"
Girl "You...never seem to do a numer two!!"
Boy "Well...I was speedshitting"

by Brezzo85 June 28, 2011

Speedometer

associated with an erotic pleasure or thought makes one turned on very quickly or vice versa.

I looked at that girl and now my speedometer is going crazy!

by manatee18 August 6, 2011

Speedometer

A new synonym of the word 'awesome'. When autocorrect corrects awesome into speedometer and you just give up on life and use it instead. It's origin is that once a girl was struggling to text and the autocorrect decided to strike.

"Dude, bmth's new album is speedometer."

by Pantherr November 19, 2016

Combat speedos

It's a fabric chastity belt which doesn't look suspicious when you go to the beach

"Sorry my mistress made me wear the combat speedos this week"

by Fluffy the beowolf May 23, 2020

fudged my speedo

When you are swimmer and you get so nervous you have a bowl movement in your swimsuit.

Guys I was so scared about Heather seeing me at the pool I fudged my speedo

by Jeff in Tennessee October 28, 2008

speedthermometer

the buthas slang term for speedometer

thu speedthermometer says im goin fiftafive miles an hour

by [Fx]deadi February 20, 2003

speedophile

A: Someone who has an unnatural penchant for wearing Speedo style swimming trunks. Usually resulting in them looking rather dodgy.

B: Someone with a large collection of Speedo style swimming trunks.

A:

Guy1: See that guy over there?
Guy2: The one with the handlebar mustache and the supertight Speedo?
Guy1: Ya! Creeepy!
Guy2: Damn, he looks like a Speedophile!

B:

Guy1: Damn! That creep has a different color Speedo for each day of the week!
Guy2: Damn speedophile!

by CapTim March 7, 2008