Homo Spartan

Someone who is obsessed with the Spartans in the hit flick 300.

A person who is half homo sapien as well as hitting the gym constantly working out on the spartan routine that incorporates karate and other strenuous activities.

The complete opposite of a ladies man and spits no game at the opposite sex. Many then believe that the Homo means homosexual but they are completely wrong because this man is the ugly version of a metro sexual.

That man getting his @$$ beat by a 8 year old girl in karate class is a homo spartan.

by Spartan Hunter January 24, 2008

Spartan Avalanche

You blow your load in a girls hair, yell something random, and then kick her down the stairs.

She was boring him, so he gave her a Spartan Avalanche.

by Boogeybeast July 2, 2009

Spartan splash

While the male partner is receiving falatio, before climax, he Sparta kicks the female partner thus sending her into the air; while in the entry phase of flight the male then releases his ejaculate onto the females face and torso, while yelling "This is Sparta"

I totally spartan splashed that girl from the bar last night.

Hi my name is Tom, would you like to join me for a night of drinks ending with a Spartan splash.

by YokIsoAvio April 23, 2011

Spartan Cumshot

You find a girl and have her stand at the edge of a well. You jack off and right when you're about to cum you scream: "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!" You then shoot your load at her and it knocks her into the well.

Man: Stand over there by that well.
Woman: This is madness!
Man: NO, THIS IS SPARTAN CUMSHOT!!!!!

by yakhunter February 23, 2011

spartan race

the most kick ass and challenging race on the planet when you finish you will be beat

I just finished that spartan race at Fenway

by beekeeper November 17, 2013

Spartan Kick

Adj.) A kick of tremendous power to the region of the chest.(preferably over a bottomless pit)

Holy Crap! did you see Jimmy get Spartan kicked just then? It was intense!

Jimmy, I'm going to Spartan kick you if you don't stop

by jimmy joe jim bob January 4, 2008

Spartan Style

the act of having sex whilst utilizing the exact sequence of positions which King Leonidas and Queen Gorgo use in the movie 300

It is extremely important that each position consists of a single powerful thrust, followed by an immediate change in position. The sequence may be repeated as many times as desired.

"yo gurrl.... this will not be brief... this will not be pleasant... THIS. IS. SPARTAN STYLE!!!!"

by Bahbee December 14, 2008