Cankle Spanker

an old mans very saggy balls and/or penis slaps roughly against the cankle

"Daddy look at that mans cankle spanker! Should we tell him?"

by Mike Sasso December 24, 2008

Spanktervision

A peeping tom who lives out of his VW camper van and frequents local beaches/hot spots spanking his pud while scamming on chicks.

Why pay 20 bucks for a show at the local peep show when you can get spanktervision at Ocean Beach for free???

by Sam and Chris January 16, 2007

Ankle Spankers

When someone wears trousers that are too short so the bottoms of them end up spanking your ankles when you walk.

Dave: Oi look at his trousers they're too small for him
Jim: I know right he's got some right ankle spankers!

by r33dybo1 September 21, 2012

self spankery

Self spankery is the act of a lonely fuck boy that lacks a following of "hoes" and has to spank himself in light of not getting booty

Guy1: Have you heard Chris is experimenting with self spankery?

Guy2: I'm not surprised, we should have seen this coming.

by FlaccidPeelz March 4, 2016

spanker

A foolish person, who if they spent as much time concentrating on the task at hand as they did worrying about everyone elses work, would be a champion.

That Gulliver sure is a total Spanker.

by champowski August 29, 2005

spanker

See monkey spanker

by x January 31, 2003

spankered

To be very drunk, softer version of wankered

I was totally spankered last night

by BrigidC February 10, 2008