spanish kissing

Sung in Steely Dan's "I Got The News," it's basically cunnilingus.

"Some night, huh? I clearly remember that spanish kissing I did ya."

by Lancastertypeface December 1, 2017

spanish oven

Similar to a Dutch oven, this is when a girl queaf and pulls the blankets over your head.

That bitch just gave me a Spanish oven

by KingLouieJr August 21, 2016

spanish mullet

The Spanish mullet is a hair style that originated in Spain (obviously). It combines dreadlocks with the common mullet (short hair on the front, top and sides, long at the back) Often confused with the shitty mullet. It is currently a trendy hair style in Australia, that will soon become popular world wide.

"wow bro, that guy has a shitty mullet!"
"that's not a shitty mullet bro, its a Spanish mullet"
"what a trendy cunt, dreadlocks are so in right now... and so is the mullet"

by The Big "V" June 29, 2013

spanish rodeo

When you blindfold a girl and you're almost about to come, get a pillow and pull up the blindfold. Whenever you're done with this, come in her eyes pull the blindfold back down quickly. Now wave the pillow side to side and look how she is jumping like a bull.

Last night I did a spanish rodeo on my Asian girl, she jumped around like crazy.

by DutchAsianFocker August 10, 2017

Spanish Heartburn

Def: when your pants are too tight and stick up your ass

Professor Angler’s Spanish heartburn was very obvious every time he wrote on the black board.

by “The Gurns” November 10, 2018

spanish kiss

A french kiss using suction during the withdrawal of the tongue.

see...french kiss

"Spanish kissin...see it glisten" I Got The News

by korgwm November 1, 2007

Spanish Fireplace

When a girl queefs under the covers and shoves her friend/partner's head under and makes them smell it.

"Dude, she just let one rip and shoved my head under the blankets! It was nasty!"
"She gave you a dutch oven?"
"No, it came out the front!"
"GROSS A SPANISH FIREPLACE."

by goatrul3z March 13, 2010