Sandy Sixty

69ing on the beach with an ass full of sand

Man, last night got crazy! She took me to the beach and didn't have a blanket, but that didn't stop us from doing a Sandy Sixty

by disturbedurb September 10, 2018

spandling

when you let your dogs out and wear sandles while wearing a studious piece of denim(pants)
sandles+pants=spandle

what the fuck bro the teacher is spandling rn

by candle+paperpack January 30, 2023

Portland Sandy

A sex term used to describe when one girl gives you a ballcuzzi while another blows you.

I got the greatest Portland Sandy last night. My dick felt like it was crying unicorn tears.

by MattSexyneck October 30, 2012

dutch shandy

Well known New Zealand term for a cocktail comprising of 50% wine (usually Pinot) and 50% beer usually lager.

"Hi Mr, can I have a Dutch Shandy? " "sure, the classic Pinot?" "Wonderful."

by Wooden leg April 10, 2016

spandex

Spandex is a privelege, not a right. Just because you own it, doesn't mean you can wear it.

The fat woman wore her spandex from high school. Children cried when they saw her.

by Biron3000 February 6, 2008

Shandy Pants

A person who has little tolerance for the consumption of alcohol. Usually this person will make for the toilet after the consumtion of a halh-pint instead of the British standard (5 pints before breaking thwe seal). Usually found sprinting back and forth between the toilet and the bar every 15 minutes.

Check that nobber Tarquin, he's making for the trap after half a glass of Babycham. What a Shandy Pants!

by Martin austin December 30, 2004

Sandy

One of the only people on this earth that truly cares about life. Does not lie to anyone and especially not to herself. She stays true to herself.

Nothing can compare to this person. She is everything.

I realized you can't find love by finding the perfect person, but by seeing the imperfect person perfectly.

Sandy, you are the world to me. I see your eyes everywhere I look. When you left, I stopped smiling.

by Ray M3 November 20, 2007