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shambles

A disorganised situation which comes about in an organisation because the shower who call themselves management didn't or couldn't think ahead so didn't see it coming.
The simplest form of 'shambles' which could have been foreseen by any 12 year old.
When X and Y were away from the office at the same time, no one knew how to answer the phone turning everything into a shambles but it wasn't a complete shambles as email still worked.
by MoLincs November 28, 2011
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SPAMple

A freely given sample of SPAM.
I got a free SPAMple at the festival and it was tasty!
by g. gilk October 23, 2007
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Swamble

A pile of rainbow glitter, most likely left by unicorns.
Unicorns have been leaving swambles of glitter all over Australia.
by Wishmaker October 30, 2017
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Shambles

Your money is Shambles compared to Filiz
by Anonymous Influence December 11, 2003
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ragtag shamble blumble bluster

A person in Rag's such as a bum or hobo that walks with a shuffle or unnerving walk that talks to himself or other inanimate objects, he says them in a very obnoxious manner and acts as if anyone/everyone is out to get him!
Man BGR your such a ragtag shamble blumble bluster""
by Stigz May 27, 2005
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Compulsive Shambler

Compulsive Shambling, or more colloquially, "C Sham", occurs when an individual is repeatedly deprived of sleep and/or stimulation and proceeds to move around at an incredibly slow and awkward pace with an often fatigued or expressionless face akin to a zombie. The few words they try to speak are usually no more understandable than a loud mumble. Compulsive Shamblers or "Shams" are often spotted at the workplace or at school and generally accomplish no more than amusing those individuals who are equally on the border of CS (Compulsive Shamblification).
Mac: Hey Jamie, have you seen Andrew today? He's looking kinda weird.

Jamie: Ya I know, hes got the Sham today, poor bastard stayed up all night doing an essay.

Andrew: Urm gehr wat?

Jamie: Sorry bro I don't speak Compulsive Shambler...or gibberish.

Andrew: meh urwh Fuack u!

Jamie+Mac: Hahaha
by Deep Wang September 11, 2011
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Shambler

1. One who is usually quiet but can become enraged in seconds.
2. One who cannot construct well-thoughout arguments and thus, must result on the use of force.
3. A man who shambles at the sight of one greater.
4. A woman who reacts wildly in bed.
5. One disloyal to the British Monarchy and found guilty of High Treason under the High Courts of the Dominion of New England.
1. Dude, that guy at Columbine was quite the shambler.
2. George Bush cannot think logically, he is such a shambler.
3. That slave fears me, what a shambler.
4. That chick was crazy! Did you see the way she shambled! She is such a shambler!
5. I say, Lord Quarrington better deal with those shamblers before we all find ourselves sipping tea with the Scotts! ...damn Scotts...
by Jonathan Valiance January 20, 2009
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