Spaktard

Usually a person with the name Joseph or Joey specifically Joey porch

Joey is a Spaktard

by Bob the killer January 30, 2019

Spaki

A hybrid of Spak and paki being used to insult a retarded Pakistani person

Raj: Did you know vaccines cause autism? They are very harmful so that's why I with vaccinate the children that I had with my sister!
Jake: Ok... That's completely wrong you spaki!

by Clit_B4n9 July 16, 2019

spakebar

A gay person who simps for everyone

Wow that dude's a gay simp he must be a spakebar

by Spakebar September 6, 2020

spakkafied

When you are so stoned you feel like a spakka (retard). You can also feel spakkafied from a heavy weekend or wired off ur bean

Chong - “how’s that lemo treating ya lad”

Lang - “mush I’m absolutely spakkafied me can’t see”

Chong - “hard”

by Chongmed May 10, 2023

spakk spakk

The written form of the sound a cobra makes when spiting venom

Dude did you hear that spakk spakk when she talked?

by Nushi November 8, 2006

Spako

A shortened word for spastic

Hey, i think your a right spako, go hang around with the other spako's.

by psyco jello September 11, 2006

Spakooza

To jack-off in public view esp. in class, at work, or at a restaurant. No matter what the circumstance, the person will jack-off because he isn't embarrassed or isn't aware of his surroundings.

Just a few days ago a pothead pulled a spakooza in Health class. He ended up being expelled from school.

by TMZ June 11, 2006