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by Anonymous April 1, 2003
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Gob smacked

Adj.
Irish Slang
Speechless, stunned, surprised, in disbelief,
I was completely gob smacked when I found out she was up the pole. I couldn't believe it.
by Mike Eldred January 24, 2008
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spackled the bowl

Spackle the Bowl is a term employed when an individual has defecated in a manner most in keeping with the lay work of 'a spackler'. The work of a spackler is messy and tends to 'get all over the place'. Much like a spackler, when one 'spackles the bowl', thick, pasty, broken-up, fecal matter blasts out of one's rear-end and tends to splatter or spackle everywhere. Upon occasion, spackling the bowl can also create a fine mist working its way into the atmosphere. Typically, this is one of the most forceful, yet, least productive of the classes of defecation.
Jim was feeling rather cramped and gassy. His discomfort caused him to rush to the restroom hoping to relieve some of this gastro-intestinal pressure. Preparing for a huge gas expulsion, he was very surprised to realize he had, in fact, spackled the bowl, thereby causing him to spray his entire backside with fecal residue.
by Scott_H January 10, 2008
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spacedock

spacedock
v. spacedocked, spacedock·ing, spacedocks

1. An activity performed in space during which two seperate vehicles or stations form an airtight attachment to each other, temporatily or permanantly.

2. A sexual activity performed before or after sexual intercourse, during which a man voids the contents of his bowels (feces) into a woman's vulva. Experts are unsure as to whether the act of spacedocking has ever been successfully completed, due to its extreme and lewd nature.
1. Shut up, I need to study this spacedocking manual if I'm ever going to be an astronaut.

2. Hey baby, wanna spacedock?
by nbiz September 20, 2005
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poodle smacked

The act of bitch slapping someone so hard that they yelp like a poodle.
"Stephanie wouldn't stop talking shit on me so I poodle smacked that ho!"
by LB2011 December 16, 2008
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spanked

To be beaten decisively in a contest, especialy a sporting event.
Man, our team got spanked!
by Borble August 20, 2003
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Spanked with a Waffle Iron

Ass has dimples as if they had actually been spanked with a waffle iron. Or, their ass resembles 10 pounds of cottage cheese in a five pound bag.
That fatty looks like she's been spanked with a waffle iron.
by OrganDonor2u May 15, 2012
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