rape soda

1. A type of carbonated beverage that, when consumed, will violate you sexually against your will.

2. Soda that rapists drink.

3. Rape-flavored soda. Definitely not a sweet-tasting beverage.

Why don't you go have a nice tall glass of rape soda?

by unoriginal_name33 March 14, 2017

Sauda

Name of a girl that's out of your league and perfect in every way including looks, personality, body, sense of humour, sexually, intelligence and every other way, but only dates ugly guys.

Max: "wtf how did he score that beauty, he's such a loser and she's perfect

Sam: I know, she's such a Sauda

by Peanutbutter llama May 18, 2017

dudh soda

A beverage made with milk and cola, having the industry standardized ratio of 1:1 of either ingredient (that is, 50% milk and 50% cola). The exact origins of this beverage is unknown, but many scholars speculate that the pioneer of this brilliant creation was likely of South Asian decent. A team of chemical engineers and food researchers have carbon-dated the first ever trace of dudh soda to post British occupation India. Dudh soda has two distinct taste variations beyond the standard version. The light and airy flavour of the low-sugar option: "dudh soda lite" (70% milk and 30% cola), and the sweet and savoury flavour of the decadent version: "dudh soda dark" (30% milk and 70% cola). Currently, an new controversial hybrid-formula of dudh soda is being engineered in Canada. As the formula is top secret and of utmost importance to the creator, it is known only to those in the beverage industry as "dudh soda BLAK". The beverage is rumoured to contain 30% milk, 30% cola, and 40% premium roast Columbian blend coffee, thereby creating a drink which is so aromatic, so craveable, and so incredibly tempting that you will do anything in your power to get one of these bad boys in your hands right now.

Always remember: when making dudh soda, add the cola to the milk for best taste results!

Raj: “Auntie ji, can I have something to drink?”
Auntie ji: “How about some goat milk?”
Raj: “Nah, goat milk is soo yesterday, anything else?”
Auntie ji: “I have just the thing!”
(Auntie ji pours some cola into the milk, thereby pioneering the greatest beverage of all time.)
Raj: “What’s this?”
Auntie ji: “Its dudh soda, you‘ll love it!”
(Raj takes a sip)
Auntie ji: “And?”
Raj: (speechless, lost in euphoric bliss)

by John117 November 10, 2007

Jones Soda co.

the world's greatest soda company with unusual flavors like blue bubble bum, chocolate fudge, and turkey gravy.

jones soda co. is the best

by dusty August 7, 2004

Soldat

A 2D multiplayer shooter based on the real-life laws of physics. Despite the third-world graphics, the gameplay is incredible. Definitely worth checking out.
(Tip for new players: stay away from the m79. You will be labeled a "noob" if you can't use it worth a crap. And stay away from the minigun. Nobody can use it worth a crap.)
www.soldat.pl/main.php

Typical Soldat conversation:
IAmGangsta!!!111oneone:I pwn
Major:**** u1
IAmGangsta!!!111oneone:triple kill!
Major:how u thro nife?
Major:tell me how thro nife!
Major:hacker
Major has left the game.

by Soundwaave July 30, 2008

Soda Spasm

The pain you feel in your throat from drinking a soda too fast.

Ohhh, (water running from you eyes)hang on I just had a soda spasm.

by Greg Sparkman May 14, 2005

Sodabu

sodabu is the result of when you mix the two greatest drinks ever; malibu and cream soda. to put it simply. it is the greatest social drink ever

Dan: hey dude wot do u think malibu and cream soda would taste like if u mixed them?
Alex: i dunno but i say u mix that shit up and see wot its like.
Dan: this is a lush drink.. i shall call it sodabu

by Nezzy90 February 24, 2009