Salmon Gram

A Salmon Gram is similar to an old fashion telegram, or a flower delivery to a person or business, but the flowers are replaced with a whole salmon fish (head and tail). A delivery man responds with a long stem rose box complete with a bow. As the receiver of the Salmon Gram eagerly and excitedly awaits his or her message, the delivery man takes out the Salmon and beats the receiver over the head and face repeatedly, then exits in a calm fashion.

I hate that dumb broad, if she doesn't watch out, she is gonna get a "Salmon Gram."

If that dumb broad try's to tell me how to do my job one more time, she is gonna get a "Salmon Gram" to the dome piece!

by CougarTom March 18, 2011

salmon sleeper

When a man punishes a woman's vagina so hard and violently that she falls asleep afterwards

Hey your wife is still asleep, she went to bed early didn't she? Yeah but we had some good sex last night must have gave her the salmon sleeper.

by Trevygtown February 18, 2014

Legitimate Solo

A solo, usually on guitar, that is so melodic and awesome that you must yell "Legitimate solo!" whenever it occurs in a song.

Tom: Dude, listen to this solo from Master of Puppets

Dave: LEGITIMATE SOLO!!!

by ThePluft March 22, 2010

trombone solo

When you pass wind for more than 5 seconds at a significant volume that it resembles a trombone

'Did you hear that fart?'
'That was you? I thought you were playing a trombone solo'

by JEBH69 April 27, 2017

guitar solo

A long forgotten, and awesome part of music, that is all but dead nowadays.

"Dude, whatever happened to the guitar solo?"
"I dunno man, these ****ing wankers nowadays don't even know"

by CK791 January 5, 2008

playing the flute solo

A euphemism for masturbating.

Girl: Got any plans for tonight?
Guy: Not much, probably just playing the flute solo, if you know what I mean.
Girl: Want to make it a duet?

by "Nasty" Nate April 5, 2008

Def Leppard drum solo

The act of using one hand to hold your penis and hit someone in the face repeatedly.

My Def Leppard drum solo gave that girl a black eye.

by Colin McCarthy December 17, 2013