infinite solutions

A youtube show that helps people with useful tips.

John: Have you seen the infinite solutions carpet cleaning quick tip?!!

Peter: Yea! It really works!

by Mark Eriksson August 1, 2008

the solution

similar to the situation, mike sorentio, the solution refers to a man or men that isn't just the man or the answer he is the total package, the solution. Not only is said person or persons well endowed, have perfect hair and a craving for the richest things in life (i.e. grading papers, pleasuring women, and fighting crime) he also is a man of much wealth fortune and insight (usually not a women)

Mike Sorentio may be the Situation, but Chuck Norris is the solution.

Pat Hayes' perfect parted hair is nothing short of solution to life's baldness.

by The Big Deal of J.S. Hayesings May 1, 2011

solutionizer

A person that provides a solution to a problem.

As a solutionizer, Lee was always able to find a solution to the problem.

by Lee Salzmann April 29, 2008

Final Solution

A final solution is where you shoot her in the face and then gas her. The guy shoots his load, then farts in her face. A tasteless reference to the German Final Solution to the "Jewish Problem".

I gave my first Jew a final solution and sent her packing.

by uncensored German September 20, 2010

solutionista

A person who excels at offering solutions to situations or problems or challenges

The marketing solutionista came up with the perfect gift idea for the company's themed party.

by solutionista April 19, 2016

Solution Architect

Someone in an IT department who is a condescending wanker that spends weeks studying the most simple of problems, produces a pretty colour picture, and tries to preach as to how something should be done. Usually they are entirely wrong.

Solution Architect: I’m the Solution Architect.
Everyone else: You’re a dickhead.

by Hedgehog Juggler October 6, 2021

Solutionist

Problem solver.

David Moody is a solutionist. He can assess any incorrect situation or task with the development of an alternate, more effective and pro efficient method for the better of all of which it intels.

by Storm Da Mood July 6, 2023