Crotch stuffer

A man who will stuff the crotch area of his pants (often with socks) to enhance the look of his package

Oliver: Man... does Steve even think that looks real?
Tom: I guess so... he's such a crotch stuffer

by helloworld1345 February 18, 2010

Text sniffer

When someone snags your phone and and spies through your texts.

Dad, get away from my phone, you text sniffer!

by Killer-Cam July 15, 2019

Human suffering

The result of amogus and the limitations of the primitive human mind

Mentally ill Amogus person A: When imposter is… amogus amogus amogus
Person trying to hold on to their sanity: Make it end make the suffering stop please god no. The amogus human suffering will never end I guess. The only true way to defeat it is to become one with the amogus the very thing I hate.

by Iwannadiepleaseendthesuffering May 9, 2021

Bung Sniffer

A wise and lucky man who's wife or female friend allows him to place her on all fours and be behind her. Spread her asscheeks wide and gently apply his nose above her stink star and slowly inhale the aroma and scent of her gumhole while he jerks off enjoying her funky, anal scent, pumping his rock hard cock until he blows a large gummy load.

Hank: Hey Dirk! You Seem Mighty relaxed today.
Dirk: Yeah, I had a good time last night.
Hank: You got laid?
Dirk: No, I wanted to have sex but she didn't, at least she let me be a Bung Sniffer.

by The King Cornholer April 6, 2008

sniffer row

Front row at a stripper bar.

We always goto the sniffer row at the bar, it's the best.

by hackaxle November 1, 2003

Hair Sniffer

An individual who has a fetish for sniffing peoples hair. The habitual hair sniffer will often try to sneak a sniff or whiff any chance they have. The hair sniffer thinks he is being covert, but the victim is left disgusted and violated.

There is senile old man who was just at the white-house, he was seen groping children and sniffing their hair, we call him the hair sniffer

by HideYOURkids-BIDENisINtown November 21, 2020

snarf sniffer

To pass gas and then try to smell it. To smell your own fart.

If you know what you ate by smelling your own fart, then your a snarf sniffer.

by samiam6977 January 17, 2009