duck smuggling

When you are walking and fart with every step.

Is she wearing leather trousers or duck smuggling?

by MooMMM November 2, 2017

Peanut Smuggling

Definition: "Noun. Of a woman, having prominently erect nipples, visible through her clothing"

Oh look she's peanut smuggling - it must be cold

by Rosebud982 April 2, 2008

snogging

making out with all the trimmings. Know as being a common term among the Brits, but for Americans its like a piece of verbal candy. The sound and spelling of the word itself doesnt seem to match the meaning, which we all know and love so well

lets get back to snogging, i prefer it over your talking

my parents are out, wanna snog?

by CouRtney June 4, 2004

smuggling the hot oil

Having an excessive amount of lube in one's anus.

I heard sally was smuggling the hot oil last night

by Irish Diesel March 4, 2020

Smuggling hams

When a girl with perfect buttcheeks wears leggings or tights, making it seem like she’s smuggling two hams in her pants.

Christina got searched during her layover in Saudi Arabia because security suspected she was smuggling hams, but it was just her dump truck cheeks from squatting, doing clam shells and using the stair master 98 percent of her time in the gym.

by Tony Uncle Johnny February 20, 2021

Vagina smuggling

When you hide something in your pussy normally to hide from authority

Prisoner 1: how you still got that weed ?!?
Prisoner 2: I'm good at vagina smuggling

by Little miss innocent April 3, 2015

Snogging

FABBITY-FAB EXTRAS

Snogging Scale

.5 Sticky Eyes
1 Holding Hands
2 Arm Around
3 Goodnight Kiss
4 Kiss lasting over 3 mins. w/out a breath
5 Open Mouth Kissing
6 Tongues
6.5 Ear Snogging
6.75 Neck Nuzzling
7 Upper body fondling: outdoors
8 Upper body fondling: indoors (in bed)
9 Below Waist Activity (b.w.a.)
10 The Full Monty!!

snogging is basically kissing!

by Ali Lansing July 15, 2006