sharting

a gen-z form of shitting, but now a better term.

After talking to my friends, I was sharting in the bathroom.

by sharting101 April 4, 2022

snorting mustard

When you have a mustard fetish and the amazing aphrodisiac-like taste of mustard turns you on and on. As the mustard sears into your nostrils and you are overpowered by the amazing taste of mustard entering your bloodstream, you orgasm hard again and again.

I drank a bottle of mustard. I could’ve stop because it tasted so good.

Midway through, I started laughing and the mustard went up my nose.

I hollered in pain, “THAT IS THE GOOD BURN!,” for I was in pure mustard bliss—a euphoric state of becoming one with the mustard and the narcotic attractiveness of mustard blazes through the pain to provide the most amazing experience a human can have.

For I had done snorting mustard, my life was complete; no other worldly experience could compare, not even the obligatory sex that must be included in every Urban Dictionary entry.

by Bad C dev January 12, 2023

Sharxking

Greening out but listening to Drain Gang at the same time.

Gren: Duuuude... I'm sharxking...... *starts draining*

by shigouski February 4, 2023

sharting up

when you have to shit and puke randomly at the same time

"i randomly started sharting up last week at school bro."

by kayden gaylesbian November 6, 2023

Weasel Snorting

When someone has the ability to suck cocaine through their urethra.

My Weasel Snorting has gained me a lot of internet fame, if only my girlfriend found it as fun as I do.

by IridescentBlade July 27, 2016

demon sharting

the phenomenon that occurs after the use of a fuck tonne of oil in cooking, when the fiery demon created inside you by the oil bursts out of your arsehole in a pure steamy liquid explosion.

Wife: "Oh love, the bathroom fucking stinks, what the fuck happened in there?"
Husband: "it was your fucking cooking, I've been demon sharting everywhere!"
Wife: "clean that shit up" *literally*

by chemistrynonce April 27, 2017

snorting glitter

When you can't do cocaine and you only have glitter

Snorting glitter with my friend

by GLITTERFOOD March 19, 2017