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Snark

Snark(noun) an individual outside of your home or dwelling doing shenanigans. typically when the snark goes out to do snarkish(adj)behaviors it is not done to random or complete stranger. Snarks do not seek personal gain by taking items not belonging to them ever. Until the snark is in the snare trap, your assuming it's there. To think snarkishly is to defy another's reasoning as "to the lengths one may go" if gas wasn't so expensive.
When ever you feel like someone is out there , watching or waiting for you, it may be snark. Snarks can often become obsessed with doing snarking. Hiding the schemes from any one they know. The dsm-5 regaurds snarks as curious of others, but my therapist hasn't any time to go out on a snark hunt.
by Surewood October 15, 2022
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SNARK

A canine that is a mix of Doberman, Rotteweiler, Pit Bull, (and maybe Boxer, Bloodhound and Pointer)
Damn, Snark just jumped up on the couch and stomped my nuts, then Snarked me in the face!!!
by Snark Master December 3, 2010
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Snark

A sudden snoring sound that is unexpected and loud. A snoring bark, a snark.
I don't mind quiet snoring, like a background soft droning sound, but a snark can wake me up with a start.
by Tasmanian Tiger May 28, 2018
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Snark

When Alyshea looks at you from a side angle, depicting a disturbingly accurate resemblance to a shark
Alyshea is facing away from you
Holy shit you snarking b
by Thaitanic June 4, 2018
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dark snark

Snarky female with a depressed dark world view. Basically the character Daria from the MTV show Daria.
Anything Daria says is an example of dark snark “My biggest fear right now is that I’ll wake up and this conversation won’t be a dream.”
by Flanders292 May 3, 2018
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Snark

Tom: you’re a snark
Bitch: what’s a snark
Tom: look in the fuckin mirror
by Jawks man January 31, 2018
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Snark Brained

/snärk breɪnd/ • adjective

1. concerned with or involving the structured harassment and dissemination of misinformation directed towards a targeted individual for the purpose of filling the empty hole in your jobless life.

2. having loss of perspective in regards to objective reality while accusing others of constantly hallucinating or consuming stimulants.
Anisa's husband's content used to be funny and smart, but since he got all snark brained he isn't making much sense.
by nancy soulcycle May 5, 2025
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