snarky

Somebody was watching the Dane Cook Special weren't they?

Snarky, look it up on google. Google it.

by Nick Orloff September 27, 2006

snarkboy

The opposite of a fanboy. One who passionately follows a particular community or company only to snarkily criticize everything about it.

My friend Saar is always posting links about how much Apple's new products suck. What a total snarkboy!

by snarkboy May 10, 2010

snarkjitsu

The martial art of throwing and deflecting snark.

Veronica raised her children in the art of snarkjitsu.

son: "Lily made me carry the watermelon up the stairs instead of taking the elevator. It's her fault I fell because it was too hard to walk with a watermelon."

Veronica: "Aww, you should write a book about it, and call it 'I Don't Know How to Walk With a Watermelon.' Maybe it will be a best seller and you can use the royalties to pay someone to carry your watermelons in the future."

by IncreditorElMagnificoTheFirst August 21, 2013

snarktopus

Someone who is being really sassy and/or snarky

Natalie is so sassy today, she's being such a snarktopus

by Double B/DJ Diabeats October 31, 2013

snarking

To answer with a very sarcastic attitude, but one that appears sincere. Sarcasm without the tone.

"I have faked amnesia, so no I can't remember. Are they really?" asked Miley Cyrus. "Yes, clouds are really pink." Said Barack Obama, snarking at Miley.

by Will U.F. Kurse November 11, 2013

Snarkilepsy

Noun. A neurological disorder marked by sudden, recurrent, and uncontrollable episodes of sharply critical, cutting, or snide commentary.

Pay no attention to her, its her snarkilepsy that makes her say such things.

by Jetta101 December 5, 2015

snarky asshole

a person who is to corky and rude to notice others. he or she is a total brat and is 100% selfish and does not consider others no one likes a snarky asshole

look he's being such a snarky asshole to that cashier

by The.alien.queen678 August 9, 2016