snapgasm

when one sends a lot of snapchats during a short period of time.

Dustin had a snapgasm, where he sent 10 different snapchats within 20 minutes!

by Dustin22 May 18, 2013

Sargasm

A fake orgasm with a sarcastic and unfelt acknowledgement.

Christine announced her sargasm while rolling her eyes, "Oh yes, yes you are so good, oh baby you bring the woman out of me. Now get off of me you fat bastard!".

by Bat Fastard May 13, 2006

snorgasm

when someone is supposed to be sleeping but it jerking off and having an orgasm in their bed

john's parents just found out that john was having snorgasms every night for the past week because they heard moaning.

by dave millar December 31, 2008

Sargasm

1. (n) A conversation which takes place between two or more people, often close acquaintances, possibly after sex, which is so awash in sarcasm that it may be utterly baffling to any passers-by who happen to be listening in.

Typical sargasm:

Dude, have you heard about that up-and-comer Meagan Fox?

Yeah, she's too fat and ugly to ever make it in showbiz, though. She better stick to those Oscar-bait indie films.

I know. I also heard she's planning on staying chaste till marriage. And she's a man.

by BIG_PAPA69 July 12, 2010

Snorgasm

When a mans penis is so small, she feels tired and has to fake an orgasm.

Jane: How big was Jakes dick?
Jessica: 3 inches... I had a snorgasm!

by MotherlyFigure November 18, 2010

Sargasm

(n) sarcastic remarks during or immediately following sexual acts that conclude with an orgasm or climax.

Alice rolled her eyes when Jeff finally rolled off of her, and fed him an exasperated sargasm, "Wow, that was *so* good, Jeff. I just . . . loved it when you bit my ear."

by RJ O'Dresdin V February 18, 2013

Snarkasm

Noun. A combination of sarcasm and snarky, meaning a cutting remark that is especially testy.

"That's a REALLY nice Christmas sweater." Note: Amount of snarkasm can be determined in the tone and inflection.

by Schaefe December 17, 2013