Chocolate Fruit Snacks

Shit comes in all shapes and sizes, and when one takes a shit and the shit comes out in little pieces, those are called Chocolate Fruit Snacks.

"Holy Fuck, I was constipated and all that came out was some Chocolate Fruit Snacks."

by Oisz September 16, 2017

Mr. Tasty-snacks

Anyone who either makes or delivers very delectable snacks or animals.. or both, it is also the name of the man who first invented "awesomesauce" and was the title given to the sheman who flew the first "roflcopter".

Hey man, remember when Mr. Tasty-snacks brought us those pickled rhinoceros ear lobes.
Yeah that was great stuff, dawg!

by Ezrah Rollington 47th March 22, 2010

faggot snacks

Large variety of snacks faggots love to eat. Most are in the shape of a penis, but some can just be shitty. Faggot snacks include carrots, pickles, cucumbers, popsicles, sausages, hot dogs, parfaits, low fat snacks, Yoplait Whips, and cottage cheese.

David: Sahil, why do like eating faggot snacks so much?

Sahil: (fellates hot dog) Because they feel so good in my mouth.

David: You are a homo.

by sun1337brah September 21, 2009

scooby snacks

Hash brownies that were cut up into tiny pieces (you ever wonder why Shaggy and Scooby were always so damn paranoid)

Bob:"Hey pass the Scooby snacks Fred!"
Fred:*drool*...
Bob:"Fred!I want to get high right now!"
Fred:*drool*...
Bob:"God damnit Fred!'..."Fine I'll get them myself!"

by Squee Nigga squee May 28, 2006

bootleged snacks

calling someone fat, in a funny way....when fat asses get the new snacks before they actually come out! like bootleged movies, only snacks!

you see a fat person

"look at that fat mother fucker! i bet he gets bootleged snacks"

or "shut the fuck up bootleged snacks" i.e calling the person fat!

by taylordfgfg July 7, 2008

rat snacks

Its like holey-moley or something. You say it when you get hurt, mad, or excited.

Rat snacks! I just dropped my pencil!!!

Oh, rat snacks i hate you.

I just got taylor swift tickets, RAT SNACKS!!!!!

by ashley and jenna March 25, 2009

Fruit Snacks

The redish brown pussy chunks found when a girl is on her period.

Dang girl, you left me some fruit snacks on my ding dong.

by J. Weazy August 27, 2008