by Chodimus Maximus July 30, 2008
Get the chode smuggler mug.The act of giving hand stimulation to an erect penis with the addition of a Snuggie™ sleeve for added pleasure.
"Last night my girlfriend gave me a Snuggie™ Tuggie, and my cum reached her armpit! I sure love that fleece action."
by Meltier Sill January 3, 2010
Get the Snuggie™ Tuggie mug.A person who wishes to smuggle pillows from their partners side of the bed to theirs, without their partner noticing
'' if i just put this pillow on my side of the bed''
'' did you just steal my pillow? you pillow smuggler! ''
'' did you just steal my pillow? you pillow smuggler! ''
by Jena :D December 15, 2008
Get the pillow smuggler mug.A synonym of grape smuggler for the better-endowed.
By the way Jason strutted across the beach, you could tell that he considered himself a cherry smuggler.
by Mike Payne March 3, 2008
Get the cherry smuggler mug.I female who battens down the hatches, lets say, and looks phenomenal out at the club, bar, random frat jungle party, etc. Only, when you take said female home with you and her clothes are removed you are finally introduced to all the fat she smuggled in with her to one of the previously described locations.
Basically it's chicks that look good in clothes and that's about it.
Basically it's chicks that look good in clothes and that's about it.
"Dude I heard you went home with Tina last night. She is banging."
"Dude, not really..."
"What are you talking about, she looked so good in those true religion jeans and that baby tee..."
"Dude when we got back to my place...let's just say I was in for a surprise."
"Oh no, she's a fat smuggler."
"Dude, total fat smuggler..."
"Burn."
"Dude, not really..."
"What are you talking about, she looked so good in those true religion jeans and that baby tee..."
"Dude when we got back to my place...let's just say I was in for a surprise."
"Oh no, she's a fat smuggler."
"Dude, total fat smuggler..."
"Burn."
by m3plus4 May 14, 2009
Get the Fat Smuggler mug.by cheezestix October 31, 2006
Get the turd smuggler mug.A ridiculous, and not-so-new invention that claims to be a "blanket with sleeves that keeps you warm and gives you the freedom to use your hands".
The "one size fits all" idea is impractical, and your hands and arms get lost in the giant wizard sleeves.
Don't bother walking around because your back will be exposed and you won't be so warm. The Snuggie is not so snug.
The "one size fits all" idea is impractical, and your hands and arms get lost in the giant wizard sleeves.
Don't bother walking around because your back will be exposed and you won't be so warm. The Snuggie is not so snug.
Person 1:
Hey, are you wearing a Snuggie, that new blanket with sleeves?
Person 2:
No, I just decided to wear my robe backwards. Same thing, it's not new.
Hey, are you wearing a Snuggie, that new blanket with sleeves?
Person 2:
No, I just decided to wear my robe backwards. Same thing, it's not new.
by MTF February 12, 2009
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