Adirondack Smoothie

When you get a blowjob from a woman with no teeth. Mountain people are notorious for poor dental hygiene. Or just plain people from Montana.

Holy shit , I got so drunk last night I got an Adirondack Smoothie from some butterface mountain bitch .

by cracksmoke November 6, 2014

Dick's smoothie and adoption center

The absolute best best place to go if you want a slave labored and a smoothie at the same time

person 1: I want a slave labored child and a thick and creamy cocoNUT milk
Person 2: Then go to Dick's smoothie and adoption center

by Dick's smoothies_official March 11, 2020

rate my smoothy

This is when a lady shaves her naughty parts totally bare and has friends vote on how much they like it.

Cindy shaved her vigina and showed it to all of her girl friends and asked them to "rate my smoothy". on a scale of 1-10

by eddie21 February 3, 2010

smooth sailing

easy going, an unbumpy ride into the future.

"I've finally got that out of the way". "Well, now it's smooth sailing from here"

by shortanstuff February 6, 2009

smotherbox

A bondage device used in face sitting; a box roughly 2'x2' in width & depth, and about 9"-12" high. It is hinged on one side about halfway up. A hole is cut into the opposite side for the sitee's neck, and one cut in the top for the sitee's face. Padlock latches and eyelets for other bondage toys are mounted on the remaining sides.

The box is padded on top and inside.

She placed his head in the smotherbox, and locked it shut.

by pinmedown July 18, 2005

Cha Cha Real Smooth

To accomplish a task in a sleek manner.

Guy: *slips number into girls back pocket*

Also Guy: cha cha real smooth

by Definer Andy May 20, 2019

Breast Smother

Something all women with huge breasts should do to men.

Emily breast smothered Eddy for a good 45 minutes. He was totally helpless as his face sank deep into her huge juggs.

by Dancing with Fire October 12, 2011