Smokeeing

The act of smoking and peeing simultaneously.

Usually done when one is in desperate need of a smoke but has to hide it.

I was smokeeing in the bathroom yesterday because my parents were home.

by Adelliepenguin July 03, 2014

!smokee

When the term !smokee uses; "Jesus, Man!" gets used so much, it makes your ears bleed.

!smokee says "Jesus, Man!"

by smokasaurousrex April 18, 2018

smoke

A friendlier/safer word for weed.

Gotta get some smoke soon!

by SuperSonicX September 24, 2006

smoking

smoking is bad for your health but it's an adult decision and with assistance quitable, i'll admit that i'm a semi-smoking fetishist i like seeing a decent to good looking chick puffing away on a butt

me to friend: hey bro see that chick over there on that bench puffin on that cig, she's givin' me a boner
friend:why
me: cause i like seeing good lookin girls smoking
friend:bro thats kinda twisted
me:dirrent strokes for diffrent folks
friend: whatever
me: in fact im gonna get up the guts to go sit by her
me: m'am is it o.k. if i sit by you
chick: o.k.

by Joe Smith 2 August 10, 2007

Smoking

Smoking kills.. but dmn .. it feels good

Smoking.

by Djesse June 18, 2019

smoke

A military slang term for artillery. To 'bring smoke' = order an artillery strike. 'Chief of Smoke' = senior sergeant in an artillery unit.

The FO read the coordinates carefully into the radio's handset. Bringing smoke was a difficult job; one wrong syllable and a shell could land among the friendlies.

by MAC-Gyver May 27, 2003

Smoked

To be in a state of confusion, inebriation, over-joy, exhaustion, misfortune, unattractive physical quality, or dysfunction.

Dude, I can't figure out what to do, I'm smoked.

Man, you smoked all that Kush and now you're smoked.

The girl's got a fine ass, but she's ugly; she's smoked.

My car's transmission died, it's smoked

"OMG! I FOUND MY LUCKY CHARM!
"You're smoked."

by EvilGoslingTwin December 31, 2011